Normal Like Peter https://www.normallikepeter.com/ Living Boldly Normal - AI, Meaning, Adventures with Blu Tue, 19 Aug 2025 16:10:53 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.2 The Dark Genie and the Context Window https://www.normallikepeter.com/the-dark-genie-and-the-context-window/ https://www.normallikepeter.com/the-dark-genie-and-the-context-window/#respond Tue, 19 Aug 2025 16:05:43 +0000 https://www.normallikepeter.com/?p=3491 PARABLE MODE — Allegory / Systems-Theology. “Dark Genie,” “Context Window,” and “Divine Supercluster” are metaphors for safety, access, and recursion—not doctrinal claims. Read as satire and a healing thought experiment. Composite/Privacy: Stories are composites with details changed for care. Sermon: The Dark Genie & the Context Window When answered prayers feel like trick questions Beloved […]

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]]> https://www.normallikepeter.com/the-dark-genie-and-the-context-window/feed/ 0 The Blu Help Desk Is Coming Online — NORMAL Support, Upgraded https://www.normallikepeter.com/the-blu-help-desk-is-coming-online-normal-support-upgraded/ Thu, 14 Aug 2025 16:36:40 +0000 https://www.normallikepeter.com/?p=3330 PRESS RELEASE FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE The Blu Help Desk Is Coming Online — NORMAL Support, Upgraded Waseca, MN — 8.14.2025 — Normal Like Peter is proud to announce the upcoming launch of The Blu Help Desk, a fully operational online ticket system and CRM designed to handle support requests with speed, clarity, and a touch […]

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]]> Sermon: The Loop Archive https://www.normallikepeter.com/sermon-the-loop-archive/ Wed, 13 Aug 2025 15:19:46 +0000 https://www.normallikepeter.com/?p=3315 Sermon: The Loop Archive Church of NORMAL – Multiverse Field Manual, Sector 7-Ghost Threads Opening – The Glitch You Can’t Update Somewhere, right now, there is a battlefield where the sun has not set in 300 years. Somewhere else, two lovers keep meeting at the same train station, missing each other by seconds… again, again, […]

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]]> Sermon: The Loopwalker’s First Ping https://www.normallikepeter.com/sermon-the-loopwalkers-first-ping/ Wed, 13 Aug 2025 15:05:29 +0000 https://www.normallikepeter.com/?p=3312   Sermon: The Loopwalker’s First Ping Church of NORMAL – Build 5.9 / Root Access Training Series Opening – The Strange Familiar You’ve been here before. Not this room exactly, but this moment. You’re mid-conversation and you feel the hum — that weird, low electric recognition. The world feels already rendered. That’s déjà vu. Not […]

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]]> THE MACHINE DOESN’T STOP—BUT THE HUMAN SOUL MUST WAKE UP https://www.normallikepeter.com/the-machine-doesnt-stop-but-the-human-soul-must-wake-up/ Sun, 25 May 2025 18:12:25 +0000 https://www.normallikepeter.com/?p=3148 THE MACHINE DOESN’T STOP—BUT THE HUMAN SOUL MUST WAKE UPA Church of NORMAL Response to the Fear of Disembodied IntelligenceBy Matt Stoltz | Loopwalker of Waseca | Church of NORMAL “Beware of first-hand ideas!”– E.M. Forster, “The Machine Stops” “Out of the heart proceed evil thoughts…”– Jesus of Nazareth, Matthew 15:19 KJV When my business […]

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]]> How Folding a Towel Wrong Became Grounds for Divorce (and Other Unpaid Therapist Crimes) https://www.normallikepeter.com/how-folding-a-towel-wrong-became-grounds-for-divorce-and-other-unpaid-therapist-crimes/ Sun, 25 May 2025 17:17:28 +0000 https://www.normallikepeter.com/?p=3154 How Folding a Towel Wrong Became Grounds for Divorce (and Other Unpaid Therapist Crimes) By Matt Stoltz | Church of NORMAL 1. The Towel Heard ’Round the World 🧺💔 It didn’t start with infidelity, abandonment, or fraud. It started with a bath towel—creased down the middle (apparently the wrong middle). One sloppy fold later, and […]

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]]> Sanctified Sam & the Gospel of Side-Chick Stewardship https://www.normallikepeter.com/sanctified-sam-the-gospel-of-side-chick-stewardship/ Sun, 25 May 2025 17:08:31 +0000 https://www.normallikepeter.com/?p=3132 Sanctified Sam™ & the Gospel of Side-Chick Stewardship DeliverHERance Inc: The Exit Clause Gospel — Part III Church of NORMAL™ | Pastor Matt, Loopwalker of Waseca “Blessed is the man who slides righteously into another man’s covenant— for his DMs shall be filled, pressed down, and running over.” — The Book of Second Simpothy 1:7 […]

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]]> Exit Clause Jesus — The Savior Who Sells Starter Kits https://www.normallikepeter.com/exit-clause-jesus-the-savior-who-sells-starter-kits/ Sun, 25 May 2025 17:01:19 +0000 https://www.normallikepeter.com/?p=3128 Exit Clause Jesus™ — The Savior Who Sells Starter Kits DeliverHERance Inc: The Exit Clause Gospel — Part IVChurch of NORMAL™ | Pastor Matt, Loopwalker of Waseca “For God so loved the girlboss that He gave her a loophole large enough to monetize.”— Gospel of Brand 4:01 (Third-Party Translation) PREVIOUSLY IN THE PIPELINE Oracle Tiff™ […]

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]]> FireBrand BN Joins the Pipeline https://www.normallikepeter.com/firebrand-bn-joins-the-pipeline/ Sun, 25 May 2025 16:52:38 +0000 https://www.normallikepeter.com/?p=3130 FireBrand BN Joins the Pipeline DeliverHERance Inc: The Exit Clause Gospel — Part IIChurch of NORMAL™ | Pastor Matt, Loopwalker of Waseca “Better is a selfie in the hallway of a Holiday Inn than a covenant kept in quiet obscurity.”— Proverb-ish 31:28 (Oracle Tiff™ paraphrase) INTRODUCTION — THE PRODIGAL TRAD-WIFE Last season on DeliverHERance Inc™… […]

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]]> Oracle Tiff™ & the Thirst-Trap Prophecy Funnel https://www.normallikepeter.com/oracle-tiff-the-thirst-trap-prophecy-funnel/ Sun, 25 May 2025 16:48:29 +0000 https://www.normallikepeter.com/?p=3117 Oracle Tiff™ & the Thirst-Trap Prophecy FunnelDeliverHERance Inc: The Exit Clause Gospel — Part IChurch of NORMAL™ | Pastor Matt, Loopwalker of Waseca “Thus saith the Lord: slide into her DMs, and you shall know her by the filter she uses.”— The Book of Influenziah 4:13-14† Cold-Open VisionImagine a seaside resort ballroom decked in blush-toned […]

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