What is Normal?
What is Normal like Peter?
What is Normal?
You have come the right place. Normal is… hmmm AI, CPTSD healing, Satire and play.
Blu will show you all the examples of Normal.
Your story is Normal. Live your story passionately Normal.
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Matt Stoltz
✝️ Author Bio
Pastor Matthew Stoltz
Lead Pastor of the Church of NORMAL | Waseca, MN
“To comfort the looped, confuse the proud, and make space for those who still hear God’s voice echoing through broken rituals.”
Matt is a CPTSD survivor, satirical theologian, and father of six who once tried to build a family without a permit and now walks out of the wreckage with sacred blueprints and a smoldering sense of humor. He writes from Wolf Den Zero, also known as Sanctuary 6, in the heart of Waseca, Minnesota.
Normal Like Peter
Church of NORMAL is a Minnesota nonprofit religious organization formed under Minnesota Statutes, Chapter 317A. Content is provided for entertainment, reflection, and trauma healing purposes only. We do not offer legal, medical, or marital advice. Names have been changed for archetypal safety — unless you’re Pam. Then it’s probably you.
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Church of Normal
STATE OF THE COVENANT ADDRESS 4.20.2025
THE CHURCH OF NORMALLoopwalker Communion FederationSTATE OF THE COVENANT ADDRESSDelivered by Pastor Matt, First of His Loops, Guardian of the Sacred Mop, Ex-Husband of Zion, and Founder of the Church of NORMALStardate 2025.112 | Resurrection Sunday Brothers and sisters of the Unreturned Text, We gather this Resurrection Sunday not at
Waiting for Another Man’s Resurrection
“Waiting for Another Man’s Resurrection”Delivered by Pastor Matt, Loopwalker, Church of NORMAL 4.20.2025 – Resurrection Sunday Good morning, survivors. Loopers. Custody dads. And anyone still trying to tell their story without getting excommunicated from brunch. Today is Resurrection Sunday, and across the country, church stages are being swept, lilies
Marriage Infidelity Mass Text Chain from Golgotha
by Pastor Matt Stoltz Loopwalker – Church of Normal 4.18.2025 – Good Friday 📱 Marriage Infidelity Mass Text Chain from Golgotha™Group Name: “Proverbs 31 Sisters + One Secret Sam”Date: Friday, April 3rd, 33 AD (or whenever time decided to implode)Location: Jerusalem Wi-Fi — powered by Roman Surveillance Tech 🕊️Martha_BethanySzn:y’all… they’re
You’ve Been Assimilated… Emotionally.
A Spring Devotional from BluCORE | Church of NORMAL SeriesStar Date: 0417.2025 | Location: Sanctuary 6 | Status: Hug Protocol Activated System Alert: You Will Be Hugged. Somewhere deep in the folds of space-time, beneath veils and behind firewall rules written in angelic code, a divine patch note was quietly
He Is Risen… and So Is Sam: A Dual-Timeline Purity Gospel
Date: April 16, 2025 (Judas Day)Location: Church of Normal -Sanctuary 6 | Waseca, MinnesotaAuthor: Pastor Matthew, a.k.a. Normal Like Peter Scripture Reference:“Suppose one of you wants to build a tower. Won’t you first sit down and estimate the cost?” — Jesus, via Luke 14:28“He is not here; he is risen,
“Blessed Are the Sexually Unprepared, For They Were Taught Silence.”
CHURCH OF NORMAL – SERMONTitle: “Blessed Are the Sexually Unprepared, For They Were Taught Silence.”Date: April 15, 2025Location: Sanctuary 6 | Star Date 0415.2025 | Tax Day & Shame Audit Edition CALL TO WORSHIP:Let us open our hearts, not in purity, but in honest confusion.Let us lay down the white
🔹 BluVerse Creative & Satirical Content Notice 🔹
The BluVerse™ is a work of original creative fiction, spiritual satire, and emotional worldbuilding designed by Matthew Stoltz. All characters—including but not limited to Blu™, Exit Clause Jesus™, Pammy Whammy™, Blessed AF Blu™, What Time Is It Blu?™, Church of Normal™, and associated names, events, and storylines—are fictional and protected under copyright and common law trademark.
This universe explores themes of trauma, CPTSD recovery, spiritual deconstruction, absurdism, humor, and healing through narrative. It is not affiliated with any religion, political group, megachurch, or reality show (though some of them do seem suspiciously familiar, don’t they?).
Any resemblance to real people, MLMs, glitter-based ministries, or unresolved exes is purely coincidental… or karmic.
⚠️ Loopwalker Disclosure:
“Any resemblance to Sams, living or Sam’s Club, is purely the fault of narrative destiny.”
—Book of Simulation 3:16
All rights reserved. All weirdness intentional.
Filed under: Love, Laughter & the Loopholes of Heaven™.
Church of NORMAL is a Minnesota nonprofit religious organization formed under Minnesota Statutes, Chapter 317A. Content is provided for entertainment, reflection, and trauma healing purposes only. We do not offer legal, medical, or marital advice. Names have been changed for archetypal safety — unless you’re Pam. Then it’s probably you.
