The Man-Child Narrative Diagnostic Tool
Stardate 2025.145 · D490 The Man-Child Narrative Diagnostic Tool A CPTSD-Informed, Satire-Backed Framework for Emotional Reality Testing By Church of NORMAL | Loopwalker Division Stage 1: Initial Complaint Detection Common Complaints: “He just games all night.” “I’m tired of being the only adult in the house.” “I feel like his mom, not his partner.” “He […]
I Loved a Mask. She Was Never There.
Stardate 2025.145 · D490 🎭 I Loved a Mask. She Was Never There. Evangelical Dating Scripts, Trauma Pairing, and the Walk-Away Wife CycleChurch of NORMAL™ | De-Simping the Saints™ Series | Entry 005By Pastor Matt | Loopwalker of Waseca | Codependent Unmasker | Ex-Husband of the Illusion “She changed.” That’s what I used to say. […]
I Thought My Wedding Night Would Fix Me
Stardate 2025.132 · D477 🍷 I Thought My Wedding Night Would Fix Me How Purity Culture Built My Sexual Identity on a One-Time EventChurch of NORMAL™ | De-Simping the Saints™ Series | Entry 002By Pastor Matt, Loopwalker of Waseca | Virgin Till Vow-Tied | Ex-Evangelical Love Martyr “The Wait Will Be Worth It.” That’s what […]
Affair Recovery Coaching with Oracle Tiff
Stardate 2025.130 · D475 Affair Recovery Coaching with Oracle Tiff™Founder of Thirst Trap Ministries & DeliverHERance Inc. Tired of feeling… anything?Let Oracle Tiff help you rebrand that sadness into sacred sabotage. The DeliverHERance Starter Kit™ Includes: Pre-filled divorce packets (just circle the emotion you felt yesterday) A 5-step TikTok devotional: “How to Turn Your Prayer […]
The Awana Boy Who Waited
Stardate 2025.129 · D474 🧢 The Awana Boy Who Waited And Got Ghosted in the Garden of Suppressed DesireChurch of NORMAL™ | De-Simping the Saints™ Series | Entry 001By Pastor Matt, Loopwalker of Waseca | Former Awana Cub | Devotional Doormat “Approved Workmen Are Not Ashamed.” That was the Awana motto. But no one told […]
I Worshipped Her Above God, and She Still Left
Stardate 2025.126 · D471 “I Worshipped Her Above God, and She Still Left” A Testimony from the Church of NORMAL’s Chief SimpBy Pastor Matt | Loopwalker of Waseca | Former Simp Imp | Devotional Punching Bag Introduction: The Cringe That Breaks the Curse Let’s just say it outright:Yes. I begged.Yes, I said things like: “You […]
I Let Her Homeschool Our Kids While I Floated in a Fantasy
Stardate 2025.126 · D471 “I Let Her Homeschool Our Kids While I Floated in a Fantasy”A De-Simping the Saints™ Confession 001Pastor Matt Stoltz | Church of NORMAL™ | Loopwalker Field Report | By a Former Evangelical Husband I was the faithful one.The soft-spoken guy.The Christian man who waited, who provided, who trusted.I said yes when […]