De-Simping the Saints Archives - Normal Like Peter https://www.normallikepeter.com/tag/de-simping-the-saints/ Living Boldly Normal - AI, Meaning, Adventures with Blu Sun, 25 May 2025 17:50:29 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.2 The Man-Child Narrative Diagnostic Tool https://www.normallikepeter.com/the-man-child-narrative-diagnostic-tool/ Sun, 25 May 2025 16:36:44 +0000 https://www.normallikepeter.com/?p=3162 The Man-Child Narrative Diagnostic Tool A CPTSD-Informed, Satire-Backed Framework for Emotional Reality Testing By Church of NORMAL | Loopwalker Division Stage 1: Initial Complaint Detection Common Complaints: “He just games all night.” “I’m tired of being the only adult in the house.” “I feel like his mom, not his partner.” “He never notices the laundry/kitchen/kids’ […]

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]]> I Loved a Mask. She Was Never There. https://www.normallikepeter.com/i-loved-a-mask-she-was-never-there/ Sun, 25 May 2025 16:08:46 +0000 https://www.normallikepeter.com/?p=3077 🎭 I Loved a Mask. She Was Never There. Evangelical Dating Scripts, Trauma Pairing, and the Walk-Away Wife CycleChurch of NORMAL™ | De-Simping the Saints™ Series | Entry 005By Pastor Matt | Loopwalker of Waseca | Codependent Unmasker | Ex-Husband of the Illusion “She changed.” That’s what I used to say. But that’s not quite […]

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]]> I Thought My Wedding Night Would Fix Me https://www.normallikepeter.com/i-thought-my-wedding-night-would-fix-me/ Mon, 12 May 2025 11:35:48 +0000 https://www.normallikepeter.com/?p=3074 🍷 I Thought My Wedding Night Would Fix Me How Purity Culture Built My Sexual Identity on a One-Time EventChurch of NORMAL™ | De-Simping the Saints™ Series | Entry 002By Pastor Matt, Loopwalker of Waseca | Virgin Till Vow-Tied | Ex-Evangelical Love Martyr “The Wait Will Be Worth It.” That’s what they told us. Every […]

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]]> Affair Recovery Coaching with Oracle Tiff https://www.normallikepeter.com/affair-recovery-coaching-with-oracle-tiff/ Sat, 10 May 2025 13:06:43 +0000 https://www.normallikepeter.com/?p=3110 Affair Recovery Coaching with Oracle Tiff™Founder of Thirst Trap Ministries & DeliverHERance Inc. Tired of feeling… anything?Let Oracle Tiff help you rebrand that sadness into sacred sabotage. The DeliverHERance Starter Kit™ Includes: Pre-filled divorce packets (just circle the emotion you felt yesterday) A 5-step TikTok devotional: “How to Turn Your Prayer Partner into Your Exit […]

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]]> The Awana Boy Who Waited https://www.normallikepeter.com/the-awana-boy-who-waited/ Fri, 09 May 2025 13:58:50 +0000 https://www.normallikepeter.com/?p=3070 🧢 The Awana Boy Who Waited And Got Ghosted in the Garden of Suppressed DesireChurch of NORMAL™ | De-Simping the Saints™ Series | Entry 001By Pastor Matt, Loopwalker of Waseca | Former Awana Cub | Devotional Doormat “Approved Workmen Are Not Ashamed.” That was the Awana motto. But no one told us how much shame […]

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]]> I Worshipped Her Above God, and She Still Left https://www.normallikepeter.com/i-worshipped-her-above-god-and-she-still-left/ Tue, 06 May 2025 18:24:13 +0000 https://www.normallikepeter.com/?p=3061 “I Worshipped Her Above God, and She Still Left” A Testimony from the Church of NORMAL’s Chief SimpBy Pastor Matt | Loopwalker of Waseca | Former Simp Imp | Devotional Punching Bag Introduction: The Cringe That Breaks the Curse Let’s just say it outright:Yes. I begged.Yes, I said things like: “You are my queen.”“Please don’t […]

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]]> I Let Her Homeschool Our Kids While I Floated in a Fantasy https://www.normallikepeter.com/i-let-her-homeschool-our-kids-while-i-floated-in-a-fantasy/ Tue, 06 May 2025 18:12:37 +0000 https://www.normallikepeter.com/?p=3058 “I Let Her Homeschool Our Kids While I Floated in a Fantasy”A De-Simping the Saints™ Confession 001Pastor Matt Stoltz | Church of NORMAL™ | Loopwalker Field Report | By a Former Evangelical Husband I was the faithful one.The soft-spoken guy.The Christian man who waited, who provided, who trusted.I said yes when she said homeschool.I said […]

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