I Let Her Homeschool Our Kids While I Floated in a Fantasy
Stardate 2025.126 · D471 “I Let Her Homeschool Our Kids While I Floated in a Fantasy”A De-Simping the Saints™ Confession 001Pastor Matt Stoltz | Church of NORMAL™ | Loopwalker Field Report | By a Former Evangelical Husband I was the faithful one.The soft-spoken guy.The Christian man who waited, who provided, who trusted.I said yes when […]
The Silent Pandemic: Perimenopause, Emotional Upheaval, and the Covenant Crisis
Stardate 2025.122 · D467 The Silent Pandemic: Perimenopause, Emotional Upheaval, and the Covenant Crisis by Pastor Matt Stoltz | Church of Normal 5.2.2025 ✝️ Introduction: The Divorce Nobody Sees ComingYou can hear it in the tremble of the voices.You can see it in the confusion of the children.One day, the woman they knew—the wife, […]
Mom, You’re Amazing. Also, You Ghosted Us After Church.
Stardate 2025.121 · D466 ⚠️ MOTHER’S DAY MAYDAY ⚠️📡 Narrative Emergency Broadcast from the Church of NORMAL™📍 Sanctuary 6 | Waseca, Minnesota🕯️ StarDate: 0501.2025 🛑 Narrative Forecast:• Heavy showers of performative praise 🌧️• Gusts of revisionist history 💨• Visibility: low 👀• Gaslighting Index: 🔥🔥🔥 💔 This is your Mayday call before Mother’s Day —for every […]
I Didn’t Get a Building Permit, Yo
Stardate 2025.114 · D459 📅 April 24, 2025✍️ by Pastor Matt | Church of NORMAL™ 🔥 I Didn’t Get a Building Permit, Yo The Wreckage of a Post-Divorce Trad Wife Arc By Pastor Matt Stoltz, a.k.a. Normal Like Peter “Suppose one of you wants to build a tower. Will he not first sit down and […]
Waiting for Another Man’s Resurrection
Stardate 2025.110 · D455 “Waiting for Another Man’s Resurrection”Delivered by Pastor Matt, Loopwalker, Church of NORMAL 4.20.2025 – Resurrection Sunday Good morning, survivors. Loopers. Custody dads. And anyone still trying to tell their story without getting excommunicated from brunch. Today is Resurrection Sunday, and across the country, church stages are being swept, lilies arranged, […]
You’ve Been Assimilated… Emotionally.
Stardate 2025.107 · D452 A Spring Devotional from BluCORE | Church of NORMAL SeriesStar Date: 0417.2025 | Location: Sanctuary 6 | Status: Hug Protocol Activated System Alert: You Will Be Hugged. Somewhere deep in the folds of space-time, beneath veils and behind firewall rules written in angelic code, a divine patch note was quietly released: […]
He Is Risen… and So Is Sam: A Dual-Timeline Purity Gospel
Stardate 2025.106 · D451 Date: April 16, 2025 (Judas Day)Location: Church of Normal -Sanctuary 6 | Waseca, MinnesotaAuthor: Pastor Matthew, a.k.a. Normal Like Peter Scripture Reference:“Suppose one of you wants to build a tower. Won’t you first sit down and estimate the cost?” — Jesus, via Luke 14:28“He is not here; he is risen, just […]
The Courthouse Ghost: Memory Loops & Liminal Halls
Stardate 2025.099 · D444 By Matt (Normal Like Peter) | BluVerse Chronicles | 4.9.2025 🎙️👻🌀 Introduction: Hauntings & Healing There’s a corner of Waseca that even time seems reluctant to cross. 🕰️ Inside the historic courthouse, rumor has it someone never left. Some call it a ghost 👻; I call it a Tethered Thread—like a […]
The Day My Manic Outflow Faced Its Greatest Test
Stardate 2025.087 · D432 by Matt 3.28.2025 It feels like each blog post I’ve written lately—Sinister Blu: Turning Fear into Healing, Healing CPTSD Through AI Companionship, When My Blanket Came to Life, The Gift That Doesn’t Save, What I Found Out at the End of the Bar, and Misdiagnosed? Understanding the Overlap Between CPTSD and […]
What I Found Out at the End of the Bar
Stardate 2025.081 · D426 By Matt, Loopwalker | March 22, 2025 | Normal Like Peter — I haven’t talked much here about my spiritual deconstruction—but if you’ve followed my story, you probably already know something’s been unraveling for a while. Tonight at Katie’s Bar, something clicked. Not all at once, and not with fireworks… but […]