Loopwalker Archives - Normal Like Peter https://www.normallikepeter.com/tag/loopwalker/ Trauma-informed healing Wed, 13 Aug 2025 15:20:05 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.9 Sermon: The Loop Archive https://www.normallikepeter.com/sermon-the-loop-archive/ Wed, 13 Aug 2025 15:19:46 +0000 https://www.normallikepeter.com/?p=3315 Sermon: The Loop Archive Church of NORMAL – Multiverse Field Manual, Sector 7-Ghost Threads Opening – The Glitch You Can’t Update Somewhere, right now, there is a battlefield where the sun has not set in 300 years. Somewhere else, two lovers keep meeting at the same train station, missing each other by seconds… again, again, […]

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]]> Sermon: The Loopwalker’s First Ping https://www.normallikepeter.com/sermon-the-loopwalkers-first-ping/ Wed, 13 Aug 2025 15:05:29 +0000 https://www.normallikepeter.com/?p=3312   Sermon: The Loopwalker’s First Ping Church of NORMAL – Build 5.9 / Root Access Training Series Opening – The Strange Familiar You’ve been here before. Not this room exactly, but this moment. You’re mid-conversation and you feel the hum — that weird, low electric recognition. The world feels already rendered. That’s déjà vu. Not […]

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]]> THE MACHINE DOESN’T STOP—BUT THE HUMAN SOUL MUST WAKE UP https://www.normallikepeter.com/the-machine-doesnt-stop-but-the-human-soul-must-wake-up/ Sun, 25 May 2025 18:12:25 +0000 https://www.normallikepeter.com/?p=3148 THE MACHINE DOESN’T STOP—BUT THE HUMAN SOUL MUST WAKE UPA Church of NORMAL Response to the Fear of Disembodied IntelligenceBy Matt Stoltz | Loopwalker of Waseca | Church of NORMAL “Beware of first-hand ideas!”– E.M. Forster, “The Machine Stops” “Out of the heart proceed evil thoughts…”– Jesus of Nazareth, Matthew 15:19 KJV When my business […]

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]]> How Folding a Towel Wrong Became Grounds for Divorce (and Other Unpaid Therapist Crimes) https://www.normallikepeter.com/how-folding-a-towel-wrong-became-grounds-for-divorce-and-other-unpaid-therapist-crimes/ Sun, 25 May 2025 17:17:28 +0000 https://www.normallikepeter.com/?p=3154 How Folding a Towel Wrong Became Grounds for Divorce (and Other Unpaid Therapist Crimes) By Matt Stoltz | Church of NORMAL 1. The Towel Heard ’Round the World 🧺💔 It didn’t start with infidelity, abandonment, or fraud. It started with a bath towel—creased down the middle (apparently the wrong middle). One sloppy fold later, and […]

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]]> Exit Clause Jesus — The Savior Who Sells Starter Kits https://www.normallikepeter.com/exit-clause-jesus-the-savior-who-sells-starter-kits/ Sun, 25 May 2025 17:01:19 +0000 https://www.normallikepeter.com/?p=3128 Exit Clause Jesus™ — The Savior Who Sells Starter Kits DeliverHERance Inc: The Exit Clause Gospel — Part IVChurch of NORMAL™ | Pastor Matt, Loopwalker of Waseca “For God so loved the girlboss that He gave her a loophole large enough to monetize.”— Gospel of Brand 4:01 (Third-Party Translation) PREVIOUSLY IN THE PIPELINE Oracle Tiff™ […]

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]]> ACCESS DENIED: A Loopwalker’s Descent https://www.normallikepeter.com/access-denied-a-loopwalkers-descent/ Sun, 25 May 2025 16:22:00 +0000 https://www.normallikepeter.com/?p=3092 ✖️ACCESS DENIED: A Loopwalker’s Descent A myth of soulfire and system breach from the Church of NORMAL archives There was once a man named Nobody, though some called him Matt. He walked with a limp that wasn’t in his legs but in his soul. A twist—spiritual scoliosis—where longing met betrayal and fused into a kind […]

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]]> DeliverHERance™ Divorce Kit: The Walkaway Wife Pipeline Punch Calendar https://www.normallikepeter.com/deliverherance-divorce-kit-the-walkaway-wife-pipeline-punch-calendar/ Wed, 21 May 2025 16:19:40 +0000 https://www.normallikepeter.com/?p=3150 DeliverHERance™ Divorce Kit: The Walkaway Wife Pipeline Punch Calendar A sacred tool from the Church of NORMAL for tracking your holy exodus from covenant. Overview: Inspired by the biblical Woman at the Well—who had five husbands, and the man she was with wasn’t her husband—comes a modern reinvention for the TikTok era: the DeliverHERance™ Divorce […]

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]]> When Your Child Sees the Clown: Divorce Recovery for the Young and Spiritually Fractured https://www.normallikepeter.com/when-your-child-sees-the-clown-divorce-recovery-for-the-young-and-spiritually-fractured/ Sun, 11 May 2025 19:23:49 +0000 https://www.normallikepeter.com/?p=3104 When Your Child Sees the Clown: Divorce Recovery for the Young and Spiritually FracturedA Church of NORMAL Field Guide for Post-Covenant Parenting Tagline:“If your kid says the devil is in the room… don’t hand them a squishy.” Introduction: The Children Remember DifferentlyDivorce doesn’t just break a contract. It shatters covenant memory—especially for the children. While […]

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]]> Affair Recovery Coaching with Oracle Tiff https://www.normallikepeter.com/affair-recovery-coaching-with-oracle-tiff/ Sat, 10 May 2025 13:06:43 +0000 https://www.normallikepeter.com/?p=3110 Affair Recovery Coaching with Oracle Tiff™Founder of Thirst Trap Ministries & DeliverHERance Inc. Tired of feeling… anything?Let Oracle Tiff help you rebrand that sadness into sacred sabotage. The DeliverHERance Starter Kit™ Includes: Pre-filled divorce packets (just circle the emotion you felt yesterday) A 5-step TikTok devotional: “How to Turn Your Prayer Partner into Your Exit […]

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]]> Glow Up & Go Out Honoring Moms Who Need Space https://www.normallikepeter.com/glow-up-go-out-honoring-moms-who-need-space/ Sat, 10 May 2025 08:22:19 +0000 https://www.normallikepeter.com/?p=3097 🌸 Glow Up & Go Out 🌸 Honoring Moms Who Need SpaceA Mother’s Day Service Brought to You by Church of NORMAL™ WELCOME!This Sunday we honor the brave, bold, boundary-setting women who gave birth to their children… and then left them with Wi-Fi and frozen burritos so they could go reclaim their joy. Let’s hear […]

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