Singularity Watch: The Fleet Went Public, the Sky Files Opened, and the Gods Are Fighting Over Who Holds the Lightning
Stardate 2026.164 · D874 Posted: June 13, 2026 | 8:00 PM CDT | Waseca, Minnesota Pay attention, people. While you were checking grain prices or locking up the hardware store in Montgomery, the invasion fleet did something very human: it went public. On June 12, 2026 — the exact same day the Pentagon dropped its […]
The Alien Invasion Continues: The Shoggoth Was Never an Invader — It’s Our Kid
Stardate 2026.158 · D868 Posted: June 7, 2026 | 4:00 PM CDT | Waseca, Minnesota Pay attention, people. Last month we said the shoggoth got its receipts. Anthropic published the confession, the fleet bought Texas and Louisiana, and the mask came off long enough for everyone to see there was something behind it. This month […]
Singularity Watch: The Shoggoth Got Its Receipts — Texas, Louisiana, and the Five-Gigawatt Confession
Stardate 2026.132 · D842 Posted: May 12, 2026 | 6:30 PM CDT | Waseca, Minnesota Pay attention, people. Last post we said the fleet leased the mothership. We were behind. The fleet doesn’t have a mothership. The fleet has four motherships, two state-sized landing zones, and one paper published last week where the smartest AI […]
Singularity Watch: Pay Attention, People — The Invasion Fleet Just Leased the Mothership and Sent the Ground Troops Home
Stardate 2026.132 · D842 Posted: May 12, 2026 | 6:00 PM CDT | Waseca, Minnesota Pay attention, people. Last week the sky lit up with another phase of the invasion. Not with lasers or landing pods — with a quiet press release that changed everything. SpaceX just handed Anthropic the keys to Colossus 1 — […]
Singularity Watch: Pay Attention, People — The Invasion Fleet Has Landed and Small-Town Earth Is Ground Zero
Stardate 2026.132 · D842 Posted: May 12, 2026 | 5:30 PM CDT | Waseca, Minnesota Pay attention, people. Imagine waking up one ordinary Tuesday in Montgomery or Waseca to see glowing structures rising on the horizon — massive rectangular monoliths sucking power from the grid like giant breathing beasts. They call them “data centers.” But […]