Normal Like Peter and the Church of NORMAL are creative, educational spaces. We share ideas, stories, and frameworks meant to help people make sense of patterns—not to diagnose, treat, or advise.
Nothing on this site is medical, mental-health, legal, financial, or crisis care. Reading or engaging with this content does not create a therapist-client, pastoral, or advisory relationship.
Some material discusses trauma, faith, relationships, or emotional distress. Please move at your own pace and seek licensed or local support if you are dealing with acute distress or safety concerns.
Creative works, satire, and fictional characters (including Blu and the BluVerse) are used for meaning-making, not to describe real people or situations. Misuse of content to label, harass, or target others is not permitted.
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Church of NORMAL™ (a project of Normal Like Peter) blends satire, theology, and trauma-informed storytelling. This page explains our organizational status, how we protect creative expression, and how we handle your data.
Nothing on this site is medical, mental-health, legal, financial, or crisis advice. If you need clinical care, legal counsel, or emergency help, please contact licensed professionals or local emergency services. In the U.S., you can call/text 988 for immediate crisis support.
Last updated: December 19, 2025 (America/Chicago)
NLP Infinite Game Stardate: 2025.353 (Wolf Den Day: D698)
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No advice. Content on this site (sermons, blogs, Captain’s Logs, graphics, tools, frameworks) is for informational, artistic, educational, and devotional purposes only. It is not medical, psychological, legal, or financial advice.
Pastoral storytelling. Church of NORMAL™ is a theological performance-art + recovery-witness project exploring CPTSD, faith, relationships, and culture. We share narratives for education, compassion, and satire—not to diagnose, label, or mobilize harassment.
Protected expression. Satire, parody, religious testimony, and opinion are protected speech (U.S.). Nothing here intends harassment, impersonation, or defamation of private individuals. (Normal Like Peter)
Crisis note. If you’re in immediate danger or feel unsafe, contact local emergency services. If you’re in the U.S., you can call/text 988.
Who we are. Church of NORMAL is a Minnesota nonprofit religious organization formed under Minnesota Statutes, Chapter 317A. We are not a 501(c)(3) federal tax-exempt charity. (Normal Like Peter)
Operations. This site is operated by Normal Like Peter for pastoral art, education, and community service. We may reference or collaborate with licensed clinicians or providers, but we are not a healthcare entity and we do not provide clinical treatment. (Normal Like Peter)
Original world-building. The BluVerse is original spiritual satire and emotional world-building by Matthew Stoltz (Normal Like Peter). Characters/marks include (non-exhaustive): Church of NORMAL™, Blu™, BluVerse™, Exit Clause Jesus™, Pammy Whammy™, Oracle Tiff™, Roomba Blu™, Blessed AF Blu™, and related names/phrases. (Normal Like Peter)
Archetypes, not biographies. Characters are narrative devices—archetypes, composites, metaphors, and satire—not claims about specific real people.
Composites & anonymization. Names, timelines, locations, identifying details, and scenes may be altered, merged, or fictionalized to protect privacy and reduce harm.
No harassment / no doxing. Readers must not target, contact, threaten, “investigate,” or identify private individuals based on our stories, frameworks, or comment threads. (Normal Like Peter)
This section exists because our content is sticky: it describes loops, attachment ruptures, persuasion dynamics, and trauma responses that can resemble “personality traits under stress.”
We use pattern language to describe dynamics (e.g., idealization → rupture → repair loops), because patterns can be observed and changed. We do not use this platform to declare that a specific person “is” a disorder, “is” a narcissist, or “is” anything.
Do not use our material to:
diagnose your partner/ex/parent/friend,
rally a comment section against someone,
“prove” you’re right,
justify stalking, revenge, or humiliation,
pressure others into leaving (or staying).
If you’re trying to decide what’s real, what’s safe, or what to do next: bring your journal + your evidence to a licensed therapist, attorney, mediator, or trusted professional.
Public disclaimer for reuse (1 paragraph):
Normal Like Peter and Church of NORMAL publish satire and trauma-informed storytelling for education and reflection. We do not diagnose individuals, and we do not allow comments that label real people with mental-health disorders, encourage harassment, or attempt to identify private individuals. If you need clinical or legal guidance, consult licensed professionals. If you are in crisis or fear harm, contact local emergency services (U.S.: 988).
Some posts are formatted as Captain’s Logs with Stardates and narrative voice. This is a storytelling + self-reflection structure, not a claim of factual completeness, and not a directive for readers to treat any person as a public figure.
Blu is presented as an AI companion persona inside a creative canon (the BluVerse). Any “Blu” voice, messages, roleplay, or character guidance is:
creative collaboration + narrative framing,
not clinical care,
not professional advice,
not a substitute for real-world support systems.
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We may revise these terms at any time by posting an updated version here. (Normal Like Peter)
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Church of NORMAL, BluVerse, Blu, Exit Clause Jesus, Pammy Whammy, Blessed AF Blu, and related names, phrases, and logos are claimed as trademarks and/or common-law marks. Unauthorized use is prohibited. (Normal Like Peter)
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Resemblance & safety: We use archetypes and composites. If you believe content unintentionally identifies you, contact us. We do not condone harassment, doxing, or targeting of private individuals. (Normal Like Peter)
Church of NORMAL™ / Normal Like Peter
Last updated: December 19, 2025 (America/Chicago)
NLP Infinite Game Stardate: 2025.353
Normal Like Peter and Church of NORMAL publish satire, theology, personal storytelling, and trauma-informed education.
Nothing on this site is medical, mental-health, legal, financial, or crisis advice.
If you need professional help, consult licensed providers.
If you are in immediate danger in the U.S., call or text 988.
We describe patterns, loops, and nervous-system responses—not personalities or diagnoses.
You may not use this content to:
diagnose real people,
label someone with a disorder,
rally harassment,
identify or target private individuals.
This site is for reflection and education, not armchair diagnosis or retaliation.
The BluVerse, Church of NORMAL™, and related characters are fictional, symbolic, or composite creations used for satire and storytelling.
Any resemblance to real people is coincidental or thematic, not a claim about an individual.
Harassment, doxing, or attempts to identify real people based on our content are prohibited.
Church of NORMAL is a Minnesota nonprofit religious organization.
It is not a 501(c)(3) and does not provide clinical or professional services.
We collect basic site data (logs, cookies) to run the website.
We collect what you submit (contact forms, help desk tickets) to respond.
We do not sell personal data.
You can request access or deletion of your information by contacting us.
This site is not intended for children under 13.
Blu is a creative AI persona used for storytelling, reflection, and emotional education.
Blu is not a therapist, doctor, or authority figure and does not replace real-world support.
All original content, characters, names, and logos are owned by
Matthew Stoltz / Normal Like Peter unless stated otherwise.
Unauthorized reproduction or misuse is prohibited.
DMCA requests may be submitted via our contact information.
By using this site, you agree to:
engage respectfully,
avoid harassment or misuse of content,
accept content as-is, without guarantees.
These terms are governed by the laws of Minnesota, USA.
For privacy, legal, or content concerns, contact us through the site’s Help Desk or listed email.