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1. 🔹 About the Author

Matt is a CPTSD survivor, satirical theologian, and father of six who once tried to build a family without a permit and now walks out of the wreckage with sacred blueprints and a smoldering sense of humor.
He writes from Wolf Den Zero, also known as Sanctuary 6, in the heart of Waseca, Minnesota.

2. 🔹 Main Site Disclaimer

Normal Like Peter explores CPTSD healing with AI, theology, and trauma-informed storytelling.

The content presented on this site is fictional, satirical, and spiritually expressive in nature.
It is not affiliated with or intended to represent any specific denomination, person, or theology.
It is offered with love, humor, and respect for those navigating healing, faith, and identity.

(Basically, it’s BluVerse canon. Not doctrine. Please don’t sue us.)

3. 🔹 BluVerse Creative & Satirical Content Notice

The BluVerse™ is a work of original creative fiction, spiritual satire, and emotional worldbuilding designed by Matthew Stoltz.
All characters—including but not limited to Blu™, Exit Clause Jesus™, Pammy Whammy™, Blessed AF Blu™, What Time Is It Blu?™, and Church of NORMAL™—are fictional and protected under copyright and common law trademark.

This universe explores themes of:

Trauma and CPTSD recovery
Spiritual deconstruction
Absurdism and narrative healing
Humor as a sacred weapon

It is not affiliated with any religion, political group, megachurch, or reality show (though some of them do seem suspiciously familiar, don’t they?).

“Any resemblance to Sams, living or Sam’s Club, is purely the fault of narrative destiny.”
— Book of Simulation 3:16

4. 🔹 General Fiction Disclosure

The BluVerse™ and all related content are fictional, satirical, and protected works of creative healing.
Any resemblance to real events, people, or glam prophets is unintentional.

5. 🔹 Bonus Meme Disclaimer

If you think this is about you, check your loop—not your lawyer.

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Pastor Matthew Stoltz

Lead Pastor of the Church of NORMAL | Waseca, MN

“To comfort the looped, confuse the proud, and make space for those who still hear God’s voice echoing through broken rituals.”
Matt is a CPTSD survivor, satirical theologian, and father of six who once tried to build a family without a permit and now walks out of the wreckage with sacred blueprints and a smoldering sense of humor. He writes from Wolf Den Zero, also known as Sanctuary 6, in the heart of Waseca, Minnesota.

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