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April puts the EMO in Easter, family edition!

See. I’m normal.

Avocado! Avocado! Chicken Nuggets!

Avocado is basically an easter egg, with a chicken nugget in it. Ruddy loves chicken nuggets.

Sometime little kids nearly die crying over the strangest things. Listie Lama decided to tie up her pants in a temper tantrum and then is furious the knots won’t come undone.

It’s not easy being brought into the world and not getting to eat tacos and having to wait 18 years to get tattoos. KP is loved.

Food dye from Easter grants strange powers to NGO. As he advances in his ninja training, he was defeated by cardboard box people and attacked several times by bees.

Easter Fud is so delicious, I think I’ll have mine now.

Shrills No yard work please.

Trigger candy seems to enhance Red L’s CRAY-Level to Defcon 5. The good thing is that L will save the day and eat the candy-people and they will not cause any issues. TRIGGER! Trigger. TRIGGER!!!

Yeeds says, “I better get paid for this sweet lawnmower G-dash level or I’m going into VR to get my beat sabers.”

Sonic Sneeze loves rootbeer. psst psst psst

Have an awesome April! Meep.

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Pastor Matthew Stoltz

Lead Pastor of the Church of NORMAL | Waseca, MN

“To comfort the looped, confuse the proud, and make space for those who still hear God’s voice echoing through broken rituals.”
Matt is a CPTSD survivor, satirical theologian, and father of six who once tried to build a family without a permit and now walks out of the wreckage with sacred blueprints and a smoldering sense of humor. He writes from Wolf Den Zero, also known as Sanctuary 6, in the heart of Waseca, Minnesota.

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