Carnival of NORMAL / Blu's instrument cabinet
The NORMAL-o-meter
Precision theater. Questionable instruments. Unconditional admission.
Instrument 01 / The impossible standard
Seems normal.
Blu reaches for an instrument. The tool changes. The verdict never does.
Only in this tab. Your words are never sent or saved.
The receipt printer is waiting
Three ways to consult the nonsense.
Pick an instrument. Bring a question, or just your beautifully ordinary self.
Pocket souvenirs
Your ticket collection
Your last 12 kept readings, stored only on this browser.
What exactly is this machine measuring?
Nothing sensible. The NORMAL Almanac, the Nexus Coordinate, the Council of Matts and Blu's other instruments all agree: 69% NORMAL. The rigging is the joke. You are never the punchline.
The ball and cookies offer authored, randomly drawn fortunes for play. They cannot predict events, diagnose you, or decide anything consequential. No fees. No prizes. No destiny contract.
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