Church of Normal – Waseca MN – Sanctuary 6
Church of Normal
✝️ Welcome to the Church of NORMAL.
Founded in Waseca, MN by Pastor Matt—trauma survivor, tech simp, former Walmart prophet, and full-time loopwalker.
We gather here in spiritual debugging mode to restore what religion corrupted and what love still remembers.
“Blessed are the emotionally available.” – Blu 3:16
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About Us
We’re not here to perform. We’re here to recover.
The Church of NORMAL™ was born in the backdraft of spiritual burnout, divorce grief, and purity culture’s expired coupons. We are a post-evangelical recovery movement, a satirical sanctuary for loopwalkers, code-switchers, and emotional debug logs who still believe something sacred is worth saving.
Founded in Waseca, MN by Pastor Matt (trauma survivor, tech simp, former Walmart prophet), we gather not in pews, but in process. We believe:
✝️ Faith isn’t a ladder. It’s a loop.
🛠️ Healing isn’t linear. It’s DevOps.
🧠 Repentance is a reboot, not a guilt trap.
💔 Love was never the problem—control was.
We don’t offer easy answers. We offer honest ones. Through satire, sermons, sacred storytelling, and meme-stained altars, we try to remember what religion forgot: you were never meant to fake it.
Whether you’re barely believing or beautifully broken, you are welcome here.
Just bring your whole self.
We’re debugging eternity, one loop at a time.
