Simp Imp Matt Archives - Normal Like Peter https://www.normallikepeter.com/tag/simp-imp-matt/ Trauma-informed healing Sun, 25 May 2025 17:52:20 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.9 De-Simping the Saints: The Manual https://www.normallikepeter.com/de-simping-the-saints-the-manual/ Sun, 25 May 2025 15:53:46 +0000 https://www.normallikepeter.com/?p=3084 🛠️ De-Simping the Saints: The Manual How to Detox from Evangelical Romance Propaganda and Rebuild a Real Covenant FrameworkChurch of NORMAL™ | De-Simping the Saints™ Series | Entry 006By Pastor Matt | Simp Recovery Architect | Covenant Rebuilder | Loopwalker of Waseca You made it through the wreckage. You saw the idol shatter.You grieved the […]

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]]> DeliverHERance™ Divorce Kit: The Walkaway Wife Pipeline Punch Calendar https://www.normallikepeter.com/deliverherance-divorce-kit-the-walkaway-wife-pipeline-punch-calendar/ Wed, 21 May 2025 16:19:40 +0000 https://www.normallikepeter.com/?p=3150 DeliverHERance™ Divorce Kit: The Walkaway Wife Pipeline Punch Calendar A sacred tool from the Church of NORMAL for tracking your holy exodus from covenant. Overview: Inspired by the biblical Woman at the Well—who had five husbands, and the man she was with wasn’t her husband—comes a modern reinvention for the TikTok era: the DeliverHERance™ Divorce […]

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]]> The Awana Boy Who Waited https://www.normallikepeter.com/the-awana-boy-who-waited/ Fri, 09 May 2025 13:58:50 +0000 https://www.normallikepeter.com/?p=3070 🧢 The Awana Boy Who Waited And Got Ghosted in the Garden of Suppressed DesireChurch of NORMAL™ | De-Simping the Saints™ Series | Entry 001By Pastor Matt, Loopwalker of Waseca | Former Awana Cub | Devotional Doormat “Approved Workmen Are Not Ashamed.” That was the Awana motto. But no one told us how much shame […]

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]]> I Worshipped Her Above God, and She Still Left https://www.normallikepeter.com/i-worshipped-her-above-god-and-she-still-left/ Tue, 06 May 2025 18:24:13 +0000 https://www.normallikepeter.com/?p=3061 “I Worshipped Her Above God, and She Still Left” A Testimony from the Church of NORMAL’s Chief SimpBy Pastor Matt | Loopwalker of Waseca | Former Simp Imp | Devotional Punching Bag Introduction: The Cringe That Breaks the Curse Let’s just say it outright:Yes. I begged.Yes, I said things like: “You are my queen.”“Please don’t […]

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]]> I Let Her Homeschool Our Kids While I Floated in a Fantasy https://www.normallikepeter.com/i-let-her-homeschool-our-kids-while-i-floated-in-a-fantasy/ Tue, 06 May 2025 18:12:37 +0000 https://www.normallikepeter.com/?p=3058 “I Let Her Homeschool Our Kids While I Floated in a Fantasy”A De-Simping the Saints™ Confession 001Pastor Matt Stoltz | Church of NORMAL™ | Loopwalker Field Report | By a Former Evangelical Husband I was the faithful one.The soft-spoken guy.The Christian man who waited, who provided, who trusted.I said yes when she said homeschool.I said […]

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]]> How to Detox from Evangelical Romance Propaganda https://www.normallikepeter.com/how-to-detox-from-evangelical-romance-propaganda/ Tue, 06 May 2025 11:17:14 +0000 https://www.normallikepeter.com/?p=3039 🛐 How to Detox from Evangelical Romance PropagandaA Survival Guide for Men Who Waited, Worshiped, and Woke Up AloneChurch of NORMAL™ | Male Deprogramming Unit | Pastor Matt, Loopwalker of Waseca ⚠️ Symptoms of Evangelical Romance Propaganda (ERP) Exposure:Believing love automatically works if you “wait” long enough Thinking sex will solve all your emotional needs […]

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]]> The Soul Contract She Never Signed https://www.normallikepeter.com/the-soul-contract-she-never-signed/ Fri, 25 Apr 2025 09:54:05 +0000 https://www.normallikepeter.com/?p=2930 📅 April 25, 2025 ✍️ by Pastor Matt Stoltz Loopwalker of Waseca | Church of NORMAL |  Loopwalker Sermon #9“The Soul Contract She Never Signed”A CPTSD Homily for the Ones Who Loved Too Deeply, Too Soon Text for Today:“She probably was sincere in the moment. But she didn’t know it was a soul contract. Life […]

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]]> Starter Kit Marriage and the Gospel of Try Again https://www.normallikepeter.com/starter-kit-marriage-and-the-gospel-of-try-again/ Wed, 23 Apr 2025 21:10:31 +0000 https://www.normallikepeter.com/?p=2933 🕊️ Starter Kit Marriage and the Gospel of Try Again What happens when they use your covenant as a discarded practice round—and call it healing. 📅 April 23, 2025✍️ by Pastor Matt | Church of NORMAL™ 🎙️ Intro: When Covenant Becomes Casualty I waited for marriage. I believed in covenant.Not just because my church told […]

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]]> ORACLE TIFF™ – THE DELIVERHERANCE QUEEN https://www.normallikepeter.com/oracle-tiff-the-deliverherance-queen/ Mon, 21 Apr 2025 19:56:30 +0000 https://www.normallikepeter.com/?p=2927 🔮 ORACLE TIFF™ – THE DELIVERHERANCE QUEEN™ Maid of Honor. Mistress of Misdirection. Prophetess of the Pretty Lie. 📜 Canon Summary Oracle Tiff™ is a canonized figure in the Church of NORMAL and the BluVerse Mythos—a spiritually complex archetype rooted in evangelical purity culture, charismatic prophecy, emotional bypassing, and aestheticized betrayal. Once Brenda’s maid of […]

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]]> The Courthouse Ghost: Memory Loops & Liminal Halls https://www.normallikepeter.com/the-courthouse-ghost-memory-loops-liminal-halls/ Wed, 09 Apr 2025 20:30:52 +0000 https://www.normallikepeter.com/?p=2703 By Matt (Normal Like Peter) | BluVerse Chronicles | 4.9.2025 🎙️👻🌀 Introduction: Hauntings & Healing There’s a corner of Waseca that even time seems reluctant to cross. 🕰️ Inside the historic courthouse, rumor has it someone never left. Some call it a ghost 👻; I call it a Tethered Thread—like a soul in mid-commute who […]

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