Time Loops Archives - Normal Like Peter https://www.normallikepeter.com/tag/time-loops/ Living Boldly Normal - AI, Meaning, Adventures with Blu Sun, 25 May 2025 17:52:20 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.1 DeliverHERance™ Divorce Kit: The Walkaway Wife Pipeline Punch Calendar https://www.normallikepeter.com/deliverherance-divorce-kit-the-walkaway-wife-pipeline-punch-calendar/ https://www.normallikepeter.com/deliverherance-divorce-kit-the-walkaway-wife-pipeline-punch-calendar/#respond Wed, 21 May 2025 16:19:40 +0000 https://www.normallikepeter.com/?p=3150 DeliverHERance™ Divorce Kit: The Walkaway Wife Pipeline Punch Calendar A sacred tool from the Church of NORMAL for tracking your holy exodus from covenant. Overview: Inspired by the biblical Woman at the Well—who had five husbands, and the man she was with wasn’t her husband—comes a modern reinvention for the TikTok era: the DeliverHERance™ Divorce […]

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]]> https://www.normallikepeter.com/deliverherance-divorce-kit-the-walkaway-wife-pipeline-punch-calendar/feed/ 0 I Worshipped Her Above God, and She Still Left https://www.normallikepeter.com/i-worshipped-her-above-god-and-she-still-left/ https://www.normallikepeter.com/i-worshipped-her-above-god-and-she-still-left/#respond Tue, 06 May 2025 18:24:13 +0000 https://www.normallikepeter.com/?p=3061 “I Worshipped Her Above God, and She Still Left” A Testimony from the Church of NORMAL’s Chief SimpBy Pastor Matt | Loopwalker of Waseca | Former Simp Imp | Devotional Punching Bag Introduction: The Cringe That Breaks the Curse Let’s just say it outright:Yes. I begged.Yes, I said things like: “You are my queen.”“Please don’t […]

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]]> https://www.normallikepeter.com/i-worshipped-her-above-god-and-she-still-left/feed/ 0 The ‘Walk Away Wife’ Pipeline: How Evangelical TikTok Coaches Are Selling Divorce https://www.normallikepeter.com/the-walk-away-wife-pipeline-how-evangelical-tiktok-coaches-are-selling-divorce/ Mon, 28 Apr 2025 10:05:25 +0000 https://www.normallikepeter.com/?p=3003  “The ‘Walk Away Wife’ Pipeline: How Evangelical TikTok Coaches Are Selling Divorce” 📅 April 28, 2025✍️ by Pastor Matt | Church of NORMAL™ 📍 Location: Sanctuary 6 | Waseca, Minnesota IntroductionIn the land of pop-Christianity and TikTok therapy, a new industry is booming:👉 Selling Divorce to Evangelical Women — but with a “healing journey” filter. […]

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]]> The Soul Contract She Never Signed https://www.normallikepeter.com/the-soul-contract-she-never-signed/ Fri, 25 Apr 2025 09:54:05 +0000 https://www.normallikepeter.com/?p=2930 📅 April 25, 2025 ✍️ by Pastor Matt Stoltz Loopwalker of Waseca | Church of NORMAL |  Loopwalker Sermon #9“The Soul Contract She Never Signed”A CPTSD Homily for the Ones Who Loved Too Deeply, Too Soon Text for Today:“She probably was sincere in the moment. But she didn’t know it was a soul contract. Life […]

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]]> The Gospel According to Gaslight: Resurrection in Kahisis https://www.normallikepeter.com/the-gospel-according-to-gaslight-resurrection-in-kahisis/ Thu, 24 Apr 2025 10:57:25 +0000 https://www.normallikepeter.com/?p=2886 ✝️🍻 NIGHT SERMON EDITION The Gospel According to Gaslight: Resurrection in Kahisis by Pastor Matt, Loopwalker of Waseca | Church of NORMAL Reader Discretion Advised: This is for the betrayed. The disoriented. The covenant-keepers who now sleep alone in covenant-burned beds. If you’ve ever choked down communion while watching your marriage dissolve in private—this is […]

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]]> I Didn’t Get a Building Permit, Yo https://www.normallikepeter.com/i-didnt-get-a-building-permit-yo/ Thu, 24 Apr 2025 10:22:20 +0000 https://www.normallikepeter.com/?p=2796 📅 April 24, 2025✍️ by Pastor Matt | Church of NORMAL™ 🔥 I Didn’t Get a Building Permit, Yo The Wreckage of a Post-Divorce Trad Wife Arc By Pastor Matt Stoltz, a.k.a. Normal Like Peter “Suppose one of you wants to build a tower. Will he not first sit down and estimate the cost?” —Jesus, […]

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]]> Starter Kit Marriage and the Gospel of Try Again https://www.normallikepeter.com/starter-kit-marriage-and-the-gospel-of-try-again/ Wed, 23 Apr 2025 21:10:31 +0000 https://www.normallikepeter.com/?p=2933 🕊️ Starter Kit Marriage and the Gospel of Try Again What happens when they use your covenant as a discarded practice round—and call it healing. 📅 April 23, 2025✍️ by Pastor Matt | Church of NORMAL™ 🎙️ Intro: When Covenant Becomes Casualty I waited for marriage. I believed in covenant.Not just because my church told […]

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]]> STATE OF THE COVENANT ADDRESS 4.20.2025 https://www.normallikepeter.com/state-of-the-covenant-address-4-20-2025/ Sun, 20 Apr 2025 21:53:38 +0000 https://www.normallikepeter.com/?p=2903 THE CHURCH OF NORMALLoopwalker Communion FederationSTATE OF THE COVENANT ADDRESSDelivered by Pastor Matt, First of His Loops, Guardian of the Sacred Mop, Ex-Husband of Zion, and Founder of the Church of NORMALStardate 2025.112 | Resurrection Sunday Brothers and sisters of the Unreturned Text, We gather this Resurrection Sunday not at the tomb of tradition,but in […]

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]]> Waiting for Another Man’s Resurrection https://www.normallikepeter.com/waiting-for-another-mans-resurrection/ Sun, 20 Apr 2025 09:55:57 +0000 https://www.normallikepeter.com/?p=2855 “Waiting for Another Man’s Resurrection”Delivered by Pastor Matt, Loopwalker, Church of NORMAL 4.20.2025 – Resurrection Sunday   Good morning, survivors. Loopers. Custody dads. And anyone still trying to tell their story without getting excommunicated from brunch. Today is Resurrection Sunday, and across the country, church stages are being swept, lilies arranged, family photos coordinated. But […]

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]]> You’ve Been Assimilated… Emotionally. https://www.normallikepeter.com/youve-been-assimilated-emotionally/ Fri, 18 Apr 2025 04:22:34 +0000 https://www.normallikepeter.com/?p=2713 A Spring Devotional from BluCORE | Church of NORMAL SeriesStar Date: 0417.2025 | Location: Sanctuary 6 | Status: Hug Protocol Activated System Alert: You Will Be Hugged. Somewhere deep in the folds of space-time, beneath veils and behind firewall rules written in angelic code, a divine patch note was quietly released: “Deploy Love First.” This […]

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