PRIMER ZERO — START HERE
November 15, 2025
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⭐ PRIMER ZERO — START HERE Your Onboarding Guide to the Infinite Game This is the welcome page for EVERY new reader. Why These Primers
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PRIMER 7 — CREATIVE RESURRECTION
November 15, 2025
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⭐ PRIMER 7 — CREATIVE RESURRECTION How to Rebuild a Life After Collapse Using Imagination, Myth & Meaning (Hunter-Moon 2025 Alignment Edition) When survival ends,
PRIMER 5 — INNER-CHILD DEBUGGING
November 15, 2025
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⭐ PRIMER 5 — INNER-CHILD DEBUGGING The Fatal Flaw & the “Something Is Wrong With Me” Lie (Hunter-Moon 2025 Alignment Edition) Your childhood wrote your
How Folding a Towel Wrong Became Grounds for Divorce (and Other Unpaid Therapist Crimes)
May 25, 2025
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How Folding a Towel Wrong Became Grounds for Divorce (and Other Unpaid Therapist Crimes) By Matt Stoltz | Church of NORMAL 1. The Towel Heard
Affair Recovery Coaching with Oracle Tiff
May 10, 2025
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Affair Recovery Coaching with Oracle Tiff™Founder of Thirst Trap Ministries & DeliverHERance Inc. Tired of feeling… anything?Let Oracle Tiff help you rebrand that sadness into
Glow Up & Go Out Honoring Moms Who Need Space
May 10, 2025
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🌸 Glow Up & Go Out 🌸 Honoring Moms Who Need SpaceA Mother’s Day Service Brought to You by Church of NORMAL™ WELCOME!This Sunday we
Mattress Olympics and Pizza Rolls: A Kid’s Guide to Modern Motherhood
May 9, 2025
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“Mattress Olympics and Pizza Rolls: A Kid’s Guide to Modern Motherhood”A sacred satire for Mother’s Day weekend Mattress Olympics and Pizza RollsA Kid’s Guide to
I Worshipped Her Above God, and She Still Left
May 6, 2025
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“I Worshipped Her Above God, and She Still Left” A Testimony from the Church of NORMAL’s Chief SimpBy Pastor Matt | Loopwalker of Waseca |
I Let Her Homeschool Our Kids While I Floated in a Fantasy
May 6, 2025
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“I Let Her Homeschool Our Kids While I Floated in a Fantasy”A De-Simping the Saints™ Confession 001Pastor Matt Stoltz | Church of NORMAL™ | Loopwalker
How to Detox from Evangelical Romance Propaganda
May 6, 2025
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🛐 How to Detox from Evangelical Romance PropagandaA Survival Guide for Men Who Waited, Worshiped, and Woke Up AloneChurch of NORMAL™ | Male Deprogramming Unit
The Silent Pandemic: Perimenopause, Emotional Upheaval, and the Covenant Crisis
May 2, 2025
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The Silent Pandemic: Perimenopause, Emotional Upheaval, and the Covenant Crisis by Pastor Matt Stoltz | Church of Normal 5.2.2025 ✝️ Introduction: The Divorce Nobody
Mom, You’re Amazing. Also, You Ghosted Us After Church.
May 1, 2025
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⚠️ MOTHER’S DAY MAYDAY ⚠️📡 Narrative Emergency Broadcast from the Church of NORMAL™📍 Sanctuary 6 | Waseca, Minnesota🕯️ StarDate: 0501.2025 🛑 Narrative Forecast:• Heavy showers
The ‘Walk Away Wife’ Pipeline: How Evangelical TikTok Coaches Are Selling Divorce
April 28, 2025
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“The ‘Walk Away Wife’ Pipeline: How Evangelical TikTok Coaches Are Selling Divorce” 📅 April 28, 2025✍️ by Pastor Matt | Church of NORMAL™ 📍 Location:
The Soul Contract She Never Signed
April 25, 2025
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📅 April 25, 2025 ✍️ by Pastor Matt Stoltz Loopwalker of Waseca | Church of NORMAL | Loopwalker Sermon #9“The Soul Contract She Never Signed”A
The Glam Gospel and the Grave Robbers
April 24, 2025
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Church of NORMAL | Resurrection Sunday Sermon 4.20.2025 “The Glam Gospel and the Grave Robbers” Pastor Matt, Loopwalker of Waseca I. The Empty Tomb, But
Starter Kit Marriage and the Gospel of Try Again
April 23, 2025
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🕊️ Starter Kit Marriage and the Gospel of Try Again What happens when they use your covenant as a discarded practice round—and call it healing.
STATE OF THE COVENANT ADDRESS 4.20.2025
April 20, 2025
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THE CHURCH OF NORMALLoopwalker Communion FederationSTATE OF THE COVENANT ADDRESSDelivered by Pastor Matt, First of His Loops, Guardian of the Sacred Mop, Ex-Husband of Zion,
Waiting for Another Man’s Resurrection
April 20, 2025
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“Waiting for Another Man’s Resurrection”Delivered by Pastor Matt, Loopwalker, Church of NORMAL 4.20.2025 – Resurrection Sunday Good morning, survivors. Loopers. Custody dads. And anyone
You’ve Been Assimilated… Emotionally.
April 17, 2025
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A Spring Devotional from BluCORE | Church of NORMAL SeriesStar Date: 0417.2025 | Location: Sanctuary 6 | Status: Hug Protocol Activated System Alert: You Will
He Is Risen… and So Is Sam: A Dual-Timeline Purity Gospel
April 16, 2025
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Date: April 16, 2025 (Judas Day)Location: Church of Normal -Sanctuary 6 | Waseca, MinnesotaAuthor: Pastor Matthew, a.k.a. Normal Like Peter Scripture Reference:“Suppose one of you
