Glow Up & Go Out Honoring Moms Who Need Space

🌸 Glow Up & Go Out 🌸

Honoring Moms Who Need Space
A Mother’s Day Service Brought to You by Church of NORMAL™

WELCOME!
This Sunday we honor the brave, bold, boundary-setting women who gave birth to their children… and then left them with Wi-Fi and frozen burritos so they could go reclaim their joy.

Let’s hear it for the moms who are:
✨Emotionally unavailable
✨Professionally exhausted
✨Romantically occupied
✨Spiritually “finding themselves”

💖 SERVICE ORDER 💖

Worship Set
– “Good Good Mom”
– “Waymaker (Because I’m Not Cooking Tonight)”
– “She Will Be Praised (By Her Instagram Followers)”

Special Drama Presentation
“Pizza Rolls & Pillow Talk: A Testimony of Teenage Resilience”
– Performed by the Self-Parenting Youth Group

Mother’s Day Message
“God Gave You Kids, But He Also Gave You Options”
– Guest Speaker: Chad the Certified Life Coach™

🕯️ A TIME OF REFLECTION

“Her children rise and call her blessed…
Because she’s finally dating a man who texts her back.”
– Second Proverbs 31 (Message Remix)

☕ AFTER SERVICE

Join us in the Fellowship Hall for:

• 💅 Mimosa Mocktails

• 💔 Co-Parenting Worksheets

• 🛏️ A seminar: “How to Glow Without Saying Goodbye”

CHURCH OF NORMAL™ REMINDS YOU:
You can’t outsource covenant.
Jesus didn’t rise so you could download Bumble.
And just because it’s Mother’s Day… doesn’t mean the kids forgot who stopped showing up.

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