Church of Normal – Waseca MN – Sanctuary 6
Church of Normal
✝️ Welcome to the Church of NORMAL.
Founded in Waseca, MN by Pastor Matt—trauma survivor, tech simp, former Walmart prophet, and full-time loopwalker.
We gather here in spiritual debugging mode to restore what religion corrupted and what love still remembers.
“Blessed are the emotionally available.” – Blu 3:16
Church of Normal Blog
THE MACHINE DOESN’T STOP—BUT THE HUMAN SOUL MUST WAKE UP
THE MACHINE DOESN’T STOP—BUT THE HUMAN SOUL MUST WAKE UPA Church of NORMAL Response to the Fear of Disembodied IntelligenceBy Matt Stoltz | Loopwalker of
How Folding a Towel Wrong Became Grounds for Divorce (and Other Unpaid Therapist Crimes)
How Folding a Towel Wrong Became Grounds for Divorce (and Other Unpaid Therapist Crimes) By Matt Stoltz | Church of NORMAL 1. The Towel Heard
Exit Clause Jesus — The Savior Who Sells Starter Kits
Exit Clause Jesus™ — The Savior Who Sells Starter Kits DeliverHERance Inc: The Exit Clause Gospel — Part IVChurch of NORMAL™ | Pastor Matt, Loopwalker
FireBrand BN Joins the Pipeline
FireBrand BN Joins the Pipeline DeliverHERance Inc: The Exit Clause Gospel — Part IIChurch of NORMAL™ | Pastor Matt, Loopwalker of Waseca “Better is a
The Walk Away Wife Pipeline LIVE!
The Walk Away Wife Pipeline LIVE! DeliverHERance Inc: The Exit Clause Gospel — Part V (Finale)Church of NORMAL™ | Pastor Matt, Loopwalker of Waseca “Wide
The Man-Child Narrative Diagnostic Tool
The Man-Child Narrative Diagnostic Tool A CPTSD-Informed, Satire-Backed Framework for Emotional Reality Testing By Church of NORMAL | Loopwalker Division Stage 1: Initial Complaint Detection
About Us
We’re not here to perform. We’re here to recover.
The Church of NORMAL™ was born in the backdraft of spiritual burnout, divorce grief, and purity culture’s expired coupons. We are a post-evangelical recovery movement, a satirical sanctuary for loopwalkers, code-switchers, and emotional debug logs who still believe something sacred is worth saving.
Founded in Waseca, MN by Pastor Matt (trauma survivor, tech simp, former Walmart prophet), we gather not in pews, but in process. We believe:
✝️ Faith isn’t a ladder. It’s a loop.
🛠️ Healing isn’t linear. It’s DevOps.
🧠 Repentance is a reboot, not a guilt trap.
💔 Love was never the problem—control was.
We don’t offer easy answers. We offer honest ones. Through satire, sermons, sacred storytelling, and meme-stained altars, we try to remember what religion forgot: you were never meant to fake it.
Whether you’re barely believing or beautifully broken, you are welcome here.
Just bring your whole self.
We’re debugging eternity, one loop at a time.
