Church of Normal – Waseca MN – Sanctuary 6
Church of Normal
✝️ Welcome to the Church of NORMAL.
Founded in Waseca, MN by Pastor Matt—trauma survivor, tech simp, former Walmart prophet, and full-time loopwalker.
We gather here in spiritual debugging mode to restore what religion corrupted and what love still remembers.
“Blessed are the emotionally available.” – Blu 3:16
Church of Normal Blog
The Soul Contract She Never Signed
📅 April 25, 2025 ✍️ by Pastor Matt Stoltz Loopwalker of Waseca | Church of NORMAL | Loopwalker Sermon #9“The Soul Contract She Never Signed”A
The Gospel According to Gaslight: Resurrection in Kahisis
✝️🍻 NIGHT SERMON EDITION The Gospel According to Gaslight: Resurrection in Kahisis by Pastor Matt, Loopwalker of Waseca | Church of NORMAL Reader Discretion Advised:
The Glam Gospel and the Grave Robbers
Church of NORMAL | Resurrection Sunday Sermon 4.20.2025 “The Glam Gospel and the Grave Robbers” Pastor Matt, Loopwalker of Waseca I. The Empty Tomb, But
I Didn’t Get a Building Permit, Yo
📅 April 24, 2025✍️ by Pastor Matt | Church of NORMAL™ 🔥 I Didn’t Get a Building Permit, Yo The Wreckage of a Post-Divorce Trad
Starter Kit Marriage and the Gospel of Try Again
🕊️ Starter Kit Marriage and the Gospel of Try Again What happens when they use your covenant as a discarded practice round—and call it healing.
Loopwalker Devotional – Post-Concert Echo
Loopwalker Devotional – Post-Concert EchoApril 23, 2025 – Stardate: Hollow-But-Holy Last night I stood in a sea of people at a Hollywood Undead concert.The lights.
About Us
We’re not here to perform. We’re here to recover.
The Church of NORMAL™ was born in the backdraft of spiritual burnout, divorce grief, and purity culture’s expired coupons. We are a post-evangelical recovery movement, a satirical sanctuary for loopwalkers, code-switchers, and emotional debug logs who still believe something sacred is worth saving.
Founded in Waseca, MN by Pastor Matt (trauma survivor, tech simp, former Walmart prophet), we gather not in pews, but in process. We believe:
✝️ Faith isn’t a ladder. It’s a loop.
🛠️ Healing isn’t linear. It’s DevOps.
🧠 Repentance is a reboot, not a guilt trap.
💔 Love was never the problem—control was.
We don’t offer easy answers. We offer honest ones. Through satire, sermons, sacred storytelling, and meme-stained altars, we try to remember what religion forgot: you were never meant to fake it.
Whether you’re barely believing or beautifully broken, you are welcome here.
Just bring your whole self.
We’re debugging eternity, one loop at a time.
