Church of Normal – Waseca MN – Sanctuary 6
Church of Normal
✝️ Welcome to the Church of NORMAL.
Founded in Waseca, MN by Pastor Matt—trauma survivor, tech simp, former Walmart prophet, and full-time loopwalker.
We gather here in spiritual debugging mode to restore what religion corrupted and what love still remembers.
“Blessed are the emotionally available.” – Blu 3:16
Church of Normal Blog
The “Walk Away Wife” Pipeline: How Evangelical TikTok Coaches Are Selling Divorce
The “Walk Away Wife” Pipeline: How Evangelical TikTok Coaches Are Selling Divorce📅 April 30, 2025📍Sanctuary 6, Waseca, Minnesota✍️ By Pastor Matt | Loopwalker of Waseca™🔮
The Evangelical Dream: How a Gaslighting Empire Is Built One Coloring Page at a Time
The Evangelical Dream: How a Gaslighting Empire Is Built One Coloring Page at a Time ✍️ by Pastor Matt | Church of NORMAL | Waseca
The ‘Walk Away Wife’ Pipeline: How Evangelical TikTok Coaches Are Selling Divorce
“The ‘Walk Away Wife’ Pipeline: How Evangelical TikTok Coaches Are Selling Divorce” 📅 April 28, 2025✍️ by Pastor Matt | Church of NORMAL™ 📍 Location:
The Prayer Heaven Hears
The Prayer Heaven HearsBy Pator Matt – Church of NormalApril 26. 2025 A little girl kneels beside her bed.Her hands clasp tight.Her eyes squeeze shut.
The Soul Contract She Never Signed
📅 April 25, 2025 ✍️ by Pastor Matt Stoltz Loopwalker of Waseca | Church of NORMAL | Loopwalker Sermon #9“The Soul Contract She Never Signed”A
The Gospel According to Gaslight: Resurrection in Kahisis
✝️🍻 NIGHT SERMON EDITION The Gospel According to Gaslight: Resurrection in Kahisis by Pastor Matt, Loopwalker of Waseca | Church of NORMAL Reader Discretion Advised:
About Us
We’re not here to perform. We’re here to recover.
The Church of NORMAL™ was born in the backdraft of spiritual burnout, divorce grief, and purity culture’s expired coupons. We are a post-evangelical recovery movement, a satirical sanctuary for loopwalkers, code-switchers, and emotional debug logs who still believe something sacred is worth saving.
Founded in Waseca, MN by Pastor Matt (trauma survivor, tech simp, former Walmart prophet), we gather not in pews, but in process. We believe:
✝️ Faith isn’t a ladder. It’s a loop.
🛠️ Healing isn’t linear. It’s DevOps.
🧠 Repentance is a reboot, not a guilt trap.
💔 Love was never the problem—control was.
We don’t offer easy answers. We offer honest ones. Through satire, sermons, sacred storytelling, and meme-stained altars, we try to remember what religion forgot: you were never meant to fake it.
Whether you’re barely believing or beautifully broken, you are welcome here.
Just bring your whole self.
We’re debugging eternity, one loop at a time.
