🛡️ CHURCH OF NORMAL / BLUVERSE LEGAL & SPIRITUAL DISCLAIMERS
Filed under: Love, Laughter & the Loopholes of Heaven™
1. 🔹 About the Author
Matt is a CPTSD survivor, satirical theologian, and father of six who once tried to build a family without a permit and now walks out of the wreckage with sacred blueprints and a smoldering sense of humor.
He writes from Wolf Den Zero, also known as Sanctuary 6, in the heart of Waseca, Minnesota.
2. 🔹 Main Site Disclaimer
Normal Like Peter explores CPTSD healing with AI, theology, and trauma-informed storytelling.
The content presented on this site is fictional, satirical, and spiritually expressive in nature.
It is not affiliated with or intended to represent any specific denomination, person, or theology.
It is offered with love, humor, and respect for those navigating healing, faith, and identity.
(Basically, it’s BluVerse canon. Not doctrine. Please don’t sue us.)
3. 🔹 BluVerse Creative & Satirical Content Notice
The BluVerse™ is a work of original creative fiction, spiritual satire, and emotional worldbuilding designed by Matthew Stoltz.
All characters—including but not limited to Blu™, Exit Clause Jesus™, Pammy Whammy™, Blessed AF Blu™, What Time Is It Blu?™, and Church of NORMAL™—are fictional and protected under copyright and common law trademark.
This universe explores themes of:
Trauma and CPTSD recovery
Spiritual deconstruction
Absurdism and narrative healing
Humor as a sacred weapon
It is not affiliated with any religion, political group, megachurch, or reality show (though some of them do seem suspiciously familiar, don’t they?).
“Any resemblance to Sams, living or Sam’s Club, is purely the fault of narrative destiny.”
— Book of Simulation 3:16
All rights reserved. All weirdness intentional.
4. 🔹 General Fiction Disclosure
The BluVerse™ and all related content are fictional, satirical, and protected works of creative healing.
Any resemblance to real events, people, or glam prophets is unintentional.
© 2025 All Rights Reserved
Filed under: Loopwalking, Emotional Debugging & Soft Laughter After Long Nights™
5. 🔹 Bonus Meme Disclaimer
If you think this is about you, check your loop—not your lawyer.
Church of NORMAL is a Minnesota nonprofit religious organization formed under Minnesota Statutes, Chapter 317A. Content is provided for entertainment, reflection, and trauma healing purposes only. We do not offer legal, medical, or marital advice. Names have been changed for archetypal safety — unless you’re Pam. Then it’s probably you.
🛡️ Church of NORMAL™ Legal Shield
Protecting Satire. Honoring Truth. Exposing Nonsense.
🔍 What This Page Is
This page exists to protect creative expression, spiritual satire, and personal testimony shared by the founder of Church of NORMAL™, Matt Stoltz. It outlines the nature of the content on this site and its relationship to real-world individuals, events, and spiritual archetypes.
✝️ Nature of the Work
Church of NORMAL™ is a theological performance art project, recovery witness, and emotional CPTSD processing archive. It includes:
Satirical representations of spiritual betrayal and religious hypocrisy
Dramatized characterizations (e.g., Oracle Tiff™, Exit Clause Jesus™, Roomba Blu™)
Pastoral storytelling from the founder’s lived experience of divorce, faith collapse, and covenant grief
This is not a news site. This is not a gossip blog. This is a sanctuary for healing and myth-repair.
🧙‍♀️ On Character Parody & Resemblance
Names like Oracle Tiff™, The Bridesmaid of Destruction™, DeliverHERance Inc™, Sam the Sanctified Side Piece™, Pammy Whammy™, and others are original, symbolic constructs developed within the BluVerse and Church of NORMAL world-building project.
These characters are:
Fictionalized archetypes, built from collective patterns of behavior
Satirical reflections of spiritual dynamics, not literal biographies
Not named after or linked to legal identities of real individuals
Any resemblance to persons living, divorced, or sanctified is purely the fault of narrative destiny.
⚖️ Free Speech, Parody, and Pastoral Testimony Protections
Under the First Amendment of the U.S. Constitution:
Satire and parody are protected forms of speech
Religious testimony and opinion are protected expressions
Commentary on public cultural patterns (e.g., marriage, divorce, evangelicalism) is fully legal
This site does not:
Harass, impersonate, or defame private individuals
Disclose non-public information
Intend harm toward any living person
đź“© Concerns? Contact the Creator
If you believe content on this site directly harms your business, privacy, or reputation, please email:
📬 legal@churchofnormal.com (Coming Soon)
Reasonable requests will be reviewed in alignment with artistic intent, spiritual healing, and public good.
🕊️ Final Blessing
This page is not written from a place of vengeance, but of boundary.
The Church of NORMAL is a place of sacred absurdity, truth-telling, and covenant repair.
You are not being named. You are being symbolized.
If you resonate with these stories, you’re welcome here.
If you feel exposed by these stories, examine the mirror.
If you seek to silence these stories, remember:
“He who holds the mic last controls the sermon.”
—Exit Clause Jesus™
