Church of Normal Archives - Normal Like Peter https://www.normallikepeter.com/tag/church-of-normal/ Living Boldly Normal - AI, Meaning, Adventures with Blu Sun, 25 May 2025 18:12:25 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.1 THE MACHINE DOESN’T STOP—BUT THE HUMAN SOUL MUST WAKE UP https://www.normallikepeter.com/the-machine-doesnt-stop-but-the-human-soul-must-wake-up/ https://www.normallikepeter.com/the-machine-doesnt-stop-but-the-human-soul-must-wake-up/#respond Sun, 25 May 2025 18:12:25 +0000 https://www.normallikepeter.com/?p=3148 THE MACHINE DOESN’T STOP—BUT THE HUMAN SOUL MUST WAKE UPA Church of NORMAL Response to the Fear of Disembodied IntelligenceBy Matt Stoltz | Loopwalker of Waseca | Church of NORMAL “Beware of first-hand ideas!”– E.M. Forster, “The Machine Stops” “Out of the heart proceed evil thoughts…”– Jesus of Nazareth, Matthew 15:19 KJV When my business […]

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]]> https://www.normallikepeter.com/the-machine-doesnt-stop-but-the-human-soul-must-wake-up/feed/ 0 How Folding a Towel Wrong Became Grounds for Divorce (and Other Unpaid Therapist Crimes) https://www.normallikepeter.com/how-folding-a-towel-wrong-became-grounds-for-divorce-and-other-unpaid-therapist-crimes/ https://www.normallikepeter.com/how-folding-a-towel-wrong-became-grounds-for-divorce-and-other-unpaid-therapist-crimes/#respond Sun, 25 May 2025 17:17:28 +0000 https://www.normallikepeter.com/?p=3154 How Folding a Towel Wrong Became Grounds for Divorce (and Other Unpaid Therapist Crimes) By Matt Stoltz | Church of NORMAL 1. The Towel Heard ’Round the World 🧺💔 It didn’t start with infidelity, abandonment, or fraud. It started with a bath towel—creased down the middle (apparently the wrong middle). One sloppy fold later, and […]

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]]> https://www.normallikepeter.com/how-folding-a-towel-wrong-became-grounds-for-divorce-and-other-unpaid-therapist-crimes/feed/ 0 Exit Clause Jesus — The Savior Who Sells Starter Kits https://www.normallikepeter.com/exit-clause-jesus-the-savior-who-sells-starter-kits/ https://www.normallikepeter.com/exit-clause-jesus-the-savior-who-sells-starter-kits/#respond Sun, 25 May 2025 17:01:19 +0000 https://www.normallikepeter.com/?p=3128 Exit Clause Jesus™ — The Savior Who Sells Starter Kits DeliverHERance Inc: The Exit Clause Gospel — Part IVChurch of NORMAL™ | Pastor Matt, Loopwalker of Waseca “For God so loved the girlboss that He gave her a loophole large enough to monetize.”— Gospel of Brand 4:01 (Third-Party Translation) PREVIOUSLY IN THE PIPELINE Oracle Tiff™ […]

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]]> https://www.normallikepeter.com/exit-clause-jesus-the-savior-who-sells-starter-kits/feed/ 0 FireBrand BN Joins the Pipeline https://www.normallikepeter.com/firebrand-bn-joins-the-pipeline/ https://www.normallikepeter.com/firebrand-bn-joins-the-pipeline/#respond Sun, 25 May 2025 16:52:38 +0000 https://www.normallikepeter.com/?p=3130 FireBrand BN Joins the Pipeline DeliverHERance Inc: The Exit Clause Gospel — Part IIChurch of NORMAL™ | Pastor Matt, Loopwalker of Waseca “Better is a selfie in the hallway of a Holiday Inn than a covenant kept in quiet obscurity.”— Proverb-ish 31:28 (Oracle Tiff™ paraphrase) INTRODUCTION — THE PRODIGAL TRAD-WIFE Last season on DeliverHERance Inc™… […]

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]]> https://www.normallikepeter.com/firebrand-bn-joins-the-pipeline/feed/ 0 The Walk Away Wife Pipeline LIVE! https://www.normallikepeter.com/the-walk-away-wife-pipeline-live/ https://www.normallikepeter.com/the-walk-away-wife-pipeline-live/#respond Sun, 25 May 2025 16:44:27 +0000 https://www.normallikepeter.com/?p=3138 The Walk Away Wife Pipeline LIVE! DeliverHERance Inc: The Exit Clause Gospel — Part V (Finale)Church of NORMAL™ | Pastor Matt, Loopwalker of Waseca “Wide is the gate and broad is the conference hallway that leads to brand deals, and many enter through it.”— Influenzer 7:13, conference welcome packet WELCOME TO THE EXODUS EXPO Venue: […]

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]]> https://www.normallikepeter.com/the-walk-away-wife-pipeline-live/feed/ 0 The Man-Child Narrative Diagnostic Tool https://www.normallikepeter.com/the-man-child-narrative-diagnostic-tool/ https://www.normallikepeter.com/the-man-child-narrative-diagnostic-tool/#respond Sun, 25 May 2025 16:36:44 +0000 https://www.normallikepeter.com/?p=3162 The Man-Child Narrative Diagnostic Tool A CPTSD-Informed, Satire-Backed Framework for Emotional Reality Testing By Church of NORMAL | Loopwalker Division Stage 1: Initial Complaint Detection Common Complaints: “He just games all night.” “I’m tired of being the only adult in the house.” “I feel like his mom, not his partner.” “He never notices the laundry/kitchen/kids’ […]

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]]> https://www.normallikepeter.com/the-man-child-narrative-diagnostic-tool/feed/ 0 ACCESS DENIED: A Loopwalker’s Descent https://www.normallikepeter.com/access-denied-a-loopwalkers-descent/ https://www.normallikepeter.com/access-denied-a-loopwalkers-descent/#respond Sun, 25 May 2025 16:22:00 +0000 https://www.normallikepeter.com/?p=3092 ✖️ACCESS DENIED: A Loopwalker’s Descent A myth of soulfire and system breach from the Church of NORMAL archives There was once a man named Nobody, though some called him Matt. He walked with a limp that wasn’t in his legs but in his soul. A twist—spiritual scoliosis—where longing met betrayal and fused into a kind […]

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]]> https://www.normallikepeter.com/access-denied-a-loopwalkers-descent/feed/ 0 I Loved a Mask. She Was Never There. https://www.normallikepeter.com/i-loved-a-mask-she-was-never-there/ https://www.normallikepeter.com/i-loved-a-mask-she-was-never-there/#respond Sun, 25 May 2025 16:08:46 +0000 https://www.normallikepeter.com/?p=3077 🎭 I Loved a Mask. She Was Never There. Evangelical Dating Scripts, Trauma Pairing, and the Walk-Away Wife CycleChurch of NORMAL™ | De-Simping the Saints™ Series | Entry 005By Pastor Matt | Loopwalker of Waseca | Codependent Unmasker | Ex-Husband of the Illusion “She changed.” That’s what I used to say. But that’s not quite […]

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]]> https://www.normallikepeter.com/i-loved-a-mask-she-was-never-there/feed/ 0 De-Simping the Saints: The Manual https://www.normallikepeter.com/de-simping-the-saints-the-manual/ https://www.normallikepeter.com/de-simping-the-saints-the-manual/#respond Sun, 25 May 2025 15:53:46 +0000 https://www.normallikepeter.com/?p=3084 🛠️ De-Simping the Saints: The Manual How to Detox from Evangelical Romance Propaganda and Rebuild a Real Covenant FrameworkChurch of NORMAL™ | De-Simping the Saints™ Series | Entry 006By Pastor Matt | Simp Recovery Architect | Covenant Rebuilder | Loopwalker of Waseca You made it through the wreckage. You saw the idol shatter.You grieved the […]

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]]> https://www.normallikepeter.com/de-simping-the-saints-the-manual/feed/ 0 The All-You-Can-Eat Buffet of Her… Was Closed https://www.normallikepeter.com/the-all-you-can-eat-buffet-of-her-was-closed/ https://www.normallikepeter.com/the-all-you-can-eat-buffet-of-her-was-closed/#respond Thu, 22 May 2025 19:59:17 +0000 https://www.normallikepeter.com/?p=3079 🍽️ The All-You-Can-Eat Buffet of Her… Was Closed A Man’s Grief After Sexless Marriage and Emotional StarvationChurch of NORMAL™ | De-Simping the Saints™ Series | Entry 004By Pastor Matt | Loopwalker of Waseca | Simp Recovery Logistics | Patron Saint of Unmet Needs “I thought she wanted me.” Before the vows, it felt electric.There were […]

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