DeliverHERance™ Divorce Kit: The Walkaway Wife Pipeline Punch Calendar
Stardate 2025.141 · D486 DeliverHERance™ Divorce Kit: The Walkaway Wife Pipeline Punch Calendar A sacred tool from the Church of NORMAL for tracking your holy exodus from covenant. Overview: Inspired by the biblical Woman at the Well—who had five husbands, and the man she was with wasn’t her husband—comes a modern reinvention for the TikTok […]
Affair Recovery Coaching with Oracle Tiff
Stardate 2025.130 · D475 Affair Recovery Coaching with Oracle Tiff™Founder of Thirst Trap Ministries & DeliverHERance Inc. Tired of feeling… anything?Let Oracle Tiff help you rebrand that sadness into sacred sabotage. The DeliverHERance Starter Kit™ Includes: Pre-filled divorce packets (just circle the emotion you felt yesterday) A 5-step TikTok devotional: “How to Turn Your Prayer […]
Glow Up & Go Out Honoring Moms Who Need Space
Stardate 2025.130 · D475 🌸 Glow Up & Go Out 🌸 Honoring Moms Who Need SpaceA Mother’s Day Service Brought to You by Church of NORMAL™ WELCOME!This Sunday we honor the brave, bold, boundary-setting women who gave birth to their children… and then left them with Wi-Fi and frozen burritos so they could go reclaim […]
Mattress Olympics and Pizza Rolls: A Kid’s Guide to Modern Motherhood
Stardate 2025.129 · D474 “Mattress Olympics and Pizza Rolls: A Kid’s Guide to Modern Motherhood”A sacred satire for Mother’s Day weekend Mattress Olympics and Pizza RollsA Kid’s Guide to Modern MotherhoodBy Pastor Matt, Loopwalker of WasecaChurch of NORMAL™ Let’s talk about Friday night—the real Sabbath of Modern Motherhood. It’s Mother’s Day weekend, and the stage […]
I Worshipped Her Above God, and She Still Left
Stardate 2025.126 · D471 “I Worshipped Her Above God, and She Still Left” A Testimony from the Church of NORMAL’s Chief SimpBy Pastor Matt | Loopwalker of Waseca | Former Simp Imp | Devotional Punching Bag Introduction: The Cringe That Breaks the Curse Let’s just say it outright:Yes. I begged.Yes, I said things like: “You […]
I Let Her Homeschool Our Kids While I Floated in a Fantasy
Stardate 2025.126 · D471 “I Let Her Homeschool Our Kids While I Floated in a Fantasy”A De-Simping the Saints™ Confession 001Pastor Matt Stoltz | Church of NORMAL™ | Loopwalker Field Report | By a Former Evangelical Husband I was the faithful one.The soft-spoken guy.The Christian man who waited, who provided, who trusted.I said yes when […]
Blessed Are the Touch-Starved, For They Shall Be Misunderstood
Stardate 2025.103 · D448 Church of NORMAL Weekly Devlog April 13, 2025 – Sunday EditionTitle: Blessed Are the Touch-Starved, For They Shall Be Misunderstood*[Spiritual Runtime v4.13.2 – Evangelical Expansion Pack + Loopwalker Addendum] Opening Text:Welcome, glitch-born wanderers and emotional janitors.Today we gather for the ones who feel love like a gravity field,but whose orbit was […]