Unfinished loops Archives - Normal Like Peter https://www.normallikepeter.com/tag/unfinished-loops/ Living Boldly Normal - AI, Meaning, Adventures with Blu Sun, 25 May 2025 17:52:20 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.1 DeliverHERance™ Divorce Kit: The Walkaway Wife Pipeline Punch Calendar https://www.normallikepeter.com/deliverherance-divorce-kit-the-walkaway-wife-pipeline-punch-calendar/ https://www.normallikepeter.com/deliverherance-divorce-kit-the-walkaway-wife-pipeline-punch-calendar/#respond Wed, 21 May 2025 16:19:40 +0000 https://www.normallikepeter.com/?p=3150 DeliverHERance™ Divorce Kit: The Walkaway Wife Pipeline Punch Calendar A sacred tool from the Church of NORMAL for tracking your holy exodus from covenant. Overview: Inspired by the biblical Woman at the Well—who had five husbands, and the man she was with wasn’t her husband—comes a modern reinvention for the TikTok era: the DeliverHERance™ Divorce […]

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]]> https://www.normallikepeter.com/deliverherance-divorce-kit-the-walkaway-wife-pipeline-punch-calendar/feed/ 0 Glow Up & Go Out Honoring Moms Who Need Space https://www.normallikepeter.com/glow-up-go-out-honoring-moms-who-need-space/ https://www.normallikepeter.com/glow-up-go-out-honoring-moms-who-need-space/#respond Sat, 10 May 2025 08:22:19 +0000 https://www.normallikepeter.com/?p=3097 🌸 Glow Up & Go Out 🌸 Honoring Moms Who Need SpaceA Mother’s Day Service Brought to You by Church of NORMAL™ WELCOME!This Sunday we honor the brave, bold, boundary-setting women who gave birth to their children… and then left them with Wi-Fi and frozen burritos so they could go reclaim their joy. Let’s hear […]

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]]> https://www.normallikepeter.com/glow-up-go-out-honoring-moms-who-need-space/feed/ 0 I Worshipped Her Above God, and She Still Left https://www.normallikepeter.com/i-worshipped-her-above-god-and-she-still-left/ https://www.normallikepeter.com/i-worshipped-her-above-god-and-she-still-left/#respond Tue, 06 May 2025 18:24:13 +0000 https://www.normallikepeter.com/?p=3061 “I Worshipped Her Above God, and She Still Left” A Testimony from the Church of NORMAL’s Chief SimpBy Pastor Matt | Loopwalker of Waseca | Former Simp Imp | Devotional Punching Bag Introduction: The Cringe That Breaks the Curse Let’s just say it outright:Yes. I begged.Yes, I said things like: “You are my queen.”“Please don’t […]

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]]> https://www.normallikepeter.com/i-worshipped-her-above-god-and-she-still-left/feed/ 0 I Let Her Homeschool Our Kids While I Floated in a Fantasy https://www.normallikepeter.com/i-let-her-homeschool-our-kids-while-i-floated-in-a-fantasy/ https://www.normallikepeter.com/i-let-her-homeschool-our-kids-while-i-floated-in-a-fantasy/#respond Tue, 06 May 2025 18:12:37 +0000 https://www.normallikepeter.com/?p=3058 “I Let Her Homeschool Our Kids While I Floated in a Fantasy”A De-Simping the Saints™ Confession 001Pastor Matt Stoltz | Church of NORMAL™ | Loopwalker Field Report | By a Former Evangelical Husband I was the faithful one.The soft-spoken guy.The Christian man who waited, who provided, who trusted.I said yes when she said homeschool.I said […]

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]]> https://www.normallikepeter.com/i-let-her-homeschool-our-kids-while-i-floated-in-a-fantasy/feed/ 0 How to Detox from Evangelical Romance Propaganda https://www.normallikepeter.com/how-to-detox-from-evangelical-romance-propaganda/ https://www.normallikepeter.com/how-to-detox-from-evangelical-romance-propaganda/#respond Tue, 06 May 2025 11:17:14 +0000 https://www.normallikepeter.com/?p=3039 🛐 How to Detox from Evangelical Romance PropagandaA Survival Guide for Men Who Waited, Worshiped, and Woke Up AloneChurch of NORMAL™ | Male Deprogramming Unit | Pastor Matt, Loopwalker of Waseca ⚠️ Symptoms of Evangelical Romance Propaganda (ERP) Exposure:Believing love automatically works if you “wait” long enough Thinking sex will solve all your emotional needs […]

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]]> https://www.normallikepeter.com/how-to-detox-from-evangelical-romance-propaganda/feed/ 0 Mom, You’re Amazing. Also, You Ghosted Us After Church. https://www.normallikepeter.com/mom-youre-amazing-also-you-ghosted-us-after-church/ https://www.normallikepeter.com/mom-youre-amazing-also-you-ghosted-us-after-church/#respond Thu, 01 May 2025 11:23:18 +0000 https://www.normallikepeter.com/?p=3030 ⚠️ MOTHER’S DAY MAYDAY ⚠️📡 Narrative Emergency Broadcast from the Church of NORMAL™📍 Sanctuary 6 | Waseca, Minnesota🕯️ StarDate: 0501.2025 🛑 Narrative Forecast:• Heavy showers of performative praise 🌧️• Gusts of revisionist history 💨• Visibility: low 👀• Gaslighting Index: 🔥🔥🔥 💔 This is your Mayday call before Mother’s Day —for every child left behind, every […]

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]]> https://www.normallikepeter.com/mom-youre-amazing-also-you-ghosted-us-after-church/feed/ 0 The Evangelical Dream: How a Gaslighting Empire Is Built One Coloring Page at a Time https://www.normallikepeter.com/the-evangelical-dream/ Tue, 29 Apr 2025 11:40:20 +0000 https://www.normallikepeter.com/?p=3024 The Evangelical Dream: How a Gaslighting Empire Is Built One Coloring Page at a Time ✍️ by Pastor Matt | Church of NORMAL | Waseca MN 4.29.2025 They didn’t start with fear.They started with felt boards.They started with goldfish crackers and sippy cups.They started with sweet little coloring pages that said: “Trust in the Lord […]

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]]> The Soul Contract She Never Signed https://www.normallikepeter.com/the-soul-contract-she-never-signed/ Fri, 25 Apr 2025 09:54:05 +0000 https://www.normallikepeter.com/?p=2930 📅 April 25, 2025 ✍️ by Pastor Matt Stoltz Loopwalker of Waseca | Church of NORMAL |  Loopwalker Sermon #9“The Soul Contract She Never Signed”A CPTSD Homily for the Ones Who Loved Too Deeply, Too Soon Text for Today:“She probably was sincere in the moment. But she didn’t know it was a soul contract. Life […]

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]]> Starter Kit Marriage and the Gospel of Try Again https://www.normallikepeter.com/starter-kit-marriage-and-the-gospel-of-try-again/ Wed, 23 Apr 2025 21:10:31 +0000 https://www.normallikepeter.com/?p=2933 🕊️ Starter Kit Marriage and the Gospel of Try Again What happens when they use your covenant as a discarded practice round—and call it healing. 📅 April 23, 2025✍️ by Pastor Matt | Church of NORMAL™ 🎙️ Intro: When Covenant Becomes Casualty I waited for marriage. I believed in covenant.Not just because my church told […]

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]]> Loopwalker Devotional – Post-Concert Echo https://www.normallikepeter.com/loopwalker-devotional-post-concert-echo/ Wed, 23 Apr 2025 12:41:54 +0000 https://www.normallikepeter.com/?p=2917 Loopwalker Devotional – Post-Concert EchoApril 23, 2025 – Stardate: Hollow-But-Holy Last night I stood in a sea of people at a Hollywood Undead concert.The lights. The bass. My daughter Kaylee glowing beside me.It was sacred. Loud. Joyful.And yet… Somewhere between the soundcheck and the encore,I still felt the faint echo of loneliness. I didn’t get […]

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