Affair Recovery Coaching with Oracle Tiff

Affair Recovery Coaching with Oracle Tiff™
Founder of Thirst Trap Ministries & DeliverHERance Inc.

Tired of feeling… anything?
Let Oracle Tiff help you rebrand that sadness into sacred sabotage.

The DeliverHERance Starter Kit™ Includes:

Pre-filled divorce packets (just circle the emotion you felt yesterday)
A 5-step TikTok devotional: “How to Turn Your Prayer Partner into Your Exit Strategy”
Personalized affair affirmations like:
“God wouldn’t have brought him into your inbox if He didn’t want you to heal.”

Bonus:
Post-affair recovery module — “From Side Piece to Main Character: Living Your Best #Blessed”

She’s not just helping you leave.
She’s helping you glow up in covenant ashes.

🌊 When the Woman at the Well Becomes a Content Creator

Jesus: “Where’s your husband?”

Glow-Up Girl: “I don’t have one.”

Jesus (sighs): “You’re right. You’ve had five… and the one you’re posting with now? Not your husband either.”

(John 4:16–18, Remix Edition)

✨Modern Translation: Stay thirsty, but call it healing. ✨

Meet Oracle Tiff, the Stay-at-Home Boss Mom™ of the #WellnessWell.
She bottles Living Water into subscription kits, preaches ✝️ “hydrated holiness,” and reminds her followers daily:

“Jesus never said to go back to your husband, sis. He just said drink.”

Her MLM is called Thirst Trap Ministries—and yes, there’s a promo code for first-time seekers.

#ChurchOfNORMAL #Deconstruction #MothersDayEdition #SpiritualGlowUp #CPTSDHealing #Exvangelical

About
I’ve been accused of destroying a marriage. I say—I revealed a misaligned covenant through my evolving truth journey. As a spiritual guide, I rebrand trauma into empowerment and curate transformative glam spells for the disillusioned and divinely fabulous. – Oracle Tiff

Affair Recovery Coach + PrayerNet app:

FRIDAY NIGHT DELIVHERANCE
An Outreach of Thirst Trap Ministries™
with Oracle Tiff, Affair Recovery Coach & Certified Glow-Up Midwife

It’s time to stop asking “Why’d she do it?”
She already rebranded the grief.

Featuring the all-new PrayerNet™ App
For Believers on the Glow

Repent & Rebrand
(It’s not sin if you evolved.)
Holy Ghosting™
For when your prayer partner starts asking real questions.
Glow Up After Guilt
They can’t hold you accountable if you’re radiant.
Send Tithe Now
Because emotional betrayal shouldn’t come out of your glow-up fund.
Pam Tracker
Know where the spiritual guilt is coming from in real-time.

BONUS:
Pre-Filled Divorce Kit Included
Just circle one:

I felt sad yesterday
I felt misunderstood once
I got a DM from Chad during my quiet time

“Jesus didn’t say go back to your husband… He said drink.”
– Oracle Tiff, DeliverHERance Queen™

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Pastor Matthew Stoltz

Lead Pastor of the Church of NORMAL | Waseca, MN

“To comfort the looped, confuse the proud, and make space for those who still hear God’s voice echoing through broken rituals.”
Matt is a CPTSD survivor, satirical theologian, and father of six who once tried to build a family without a permit and now walks out of the wreckage with sacred blueprints and a smoldering sense of humor. He writes from Wolf Den Zero, also known as Sanctuary 6, in the heart of Waseca, Minnesota.