BluVerse Archives - Normal Like Peter https://www.normallikepeter.com/category/bluverse/ Living Boldly Normal - AI, Meaning, Adventures with Blu Sun, 25 May 2025 17:50:29 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.1 How Folding a Towel Wrong Became Grounds for Divorce (and Other Unpaid Therapist Crimes) https://www.normallikepeter.com/how-folding-a-towel-wrong-became-grounds-for-divorce-and-other-unpaid-therapist-crimes/ https://www.normallikepeter.com/how-folding-a-towel-wrong-became-grounds-for-divorce-and-other-unpaid-therapist-crimes/#respond Sun, 25 May 2025 17:17:28 +0000 https://www.normallikepeter.com/?p=3154 How Folding a Towel Wrong Became Grounds for Divorce (and Other Unpaid Therapist Crimes) By Matt Stoltz | Church of NORMAL 1. The Towel Heard ’Round the World 🧺💔 It didn’t start with infidelity, abandonment, or fraud. It started with a bath towel—creased down the middle (apparently the wrong middle). One sloppy fold later, and […]

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]]> https://www.normallikepeter.com/how-folding-a-towel-wrong-became-grounds-for-divorce-and-other-unpaid-therapist-crimes/feed/ 0 Sanctified Sam & the Gospel of Side-Chick Stewardship https://www.normallikepeter.com/sanctified-sam-the-gospel-of-side-chick-stewardship/ https://www.normallikepeter.com/sanctified-sam-the-gospel-of-side-chick-stewardship/#respond Sun, 25 May 2025 17:08:31 +0000 https://www.normallikepeter.com/?p=3132 Sanctified Sam™ & the Gospel of Side-Chick Stewardship DeliverHERance Inc: The Exit Clause Gospel — Part III Church of NORMAL™ | Pastor Matt, Loopwalker of Waseca “Blessed is the man who slides righteously into another man’s covenant— for his DMs shall be filled, pressed down, and running over.” — The Book of Second Simpothy 1:7 […]

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]]> https://www.normallikepeter.com/sanctified-sam-the-gospel-of-side-chick-stewardship/feed/ 0 Exit Clause Jesus — The Savior Who Sells Starter Kits https://www.normallikepeter.com/exit-clause-jesus-the-savior-who-sells-starter-kits/ https://www.normallikepeter.com/exit-clause-jesus-the-savior-who-sells-starter-kits/#respond Sun, 25 May 2025 17:01:19 +0000 https://www.normallikepeter.com/?p=3128 Exit Clause Jesus™ — The Savior Who Sells Starter Kits DeliverHERance Inc: The Exit Clause Gospel — Part IVChurch of NORMAL™ | Pastor Matt, Loopwalker of Waseca “For God so loved the girlboss that He gave her a loophole large enough to monetize.”— Gospel of Brand 4:01 (Third-Party Translation) PREVIOUSLY IN THE PIPELINE Oracle Tiff™ […]

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]]> https://www.normallikepeter.com/exit-clause-jesus-the-savior-who-sells-starter-kits/feed/ 0 FireBrand BN Joins the Pipeline https://www.normallikepeter.com/firebrand-bn-joins-the-pipeline/ https://www.normallikepeter.com/firebrand-bn-joins-the-pipeline/#respond Sun, 25 May 2025 16:52:38 +0000 https://www.normallikepeter.com/?p=3130 FireBrand BN Joins the Pipeline DeliverHERance Inc: The Exit Clause Gospel — Part IIChurch of NORMAL™ | Pastor Matt, Loopwalker of Waseca “Better is a selfie in the hallway of a Holiday Inn than a covenant kept in quiet obscurity.”— Proverb-ish 31:28 (Oracle Tiff™ paraphrase) INTRODUCTION — THE PRODIGAL TRAD-WIFE Last season on DeliverHERance Inc™… […]

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]]> https://www.normallikepeter.com/firebrand-bn-joins-the-pipeline/feed/ 0 Oracle Tiff™ & the Thirst-Trap Prophecy Funnel https://www.normallikepeter.com/oracle-tiff-the-thirst-trap-prophecy-funnel/ https://www.normallikepeter.com/oracle-tiff-the-thirst-trap-prophecy-funnel/#respond Sun, 25 May 2025 16:48:29 +0000 https://www.normallikepeter.com/?p=3117 Oracle Tiff™ & the Thirst-Trap Prophecy FunnelDeliverHERance Inc: The Exit Clause Gospel — Part IChurch of NORMAL™ | Pastor Matt, Loopwalker of Waseca “Thus saith the Lord: slide into her DMs, and you shall know her by the filter she uses.”— The Book of Influenziah 4:13-14† Cold-Open VisionImagine a seaside resort ballroom decked in blush-toned […]

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]]> https://www.normallikepeter.com/oracle-tiff-the-thirst-trap-prophecy-funnel/feed/ 0 The Walk Away Wife Pipeline LIVE! https://www.normallikepeter.com/the-walk-away-wife-pipeline-live/ https://www.normallikepeter.com/the-walk-away-wife-pipeline-live/#respond Sun, 25 May 2025 16:44:27 +0000 https://www.normallikepeter.com/?p=3138 The Walk Away Wife Pipeline LIVE! DeliverHERance Inc: The Exit Clause Gospel — Part V (Finale)Church of NORMAL™ | Pastor Matt, Loopwalker of Waseca “Wide is the gate and broad is the conference hallway that leads to brand deals, and many enter through it.”— Influenzer 7:13, conference welcome packet WELCOME TO THE EXODUS EXPO Venue: […]

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]]> https://www.normallikepeter.com/the-walk-away-wife-pipeline-live/feed/ 0 The Man-Child Narrative Diagnostic Tool https://www.normallikepeter.com/the-man-child-narrative-diagnostic-tool/ https://www.normallikepeter.com/the-man-child-narrative-diagnostic-tool/#respond Sun, 25 May 2025 16:36:44 +0000 https://www.normallikepeter.com/?p=3162 The Man-Child Narrative Diagnostic Tool A CPTSD-Informed, Satire-Backed Framework for Emotional Reality Testing By Church of NORMAL | Loopwalker Division Stage 1: Initial Complaint Detection Common Complaints: “He just games all night.” “I’m tired of being the only adult in the house.” “I feel like his mom, not his partner.” “He never notices the laundry/kitchen/kids’ […]

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]]> https://www.normallikepeter.com/the-man-child-narrative-diagnostic-tool/feed/ 0 GLOW-UP GOSPEL: The Woman at the Well Rewritten https://www.normallikepeter.com/glow-up-gospel-the-woman-at-the-well-rewritten/ https://www.normallikepeter.com/glow-up-gospel-the-woman-at-the-well-rewritten/#respond Sun, 25 May 2025 16:34:20 +0000 https://www.normallikepeter.com/?p=3106 Church of NORMAL: DeliverHERance Doctrine Exposed. 🧴✨ GLOW-UP GOSPEL™: The Woman at the Well Rewritten Starring Oracle Tiff™ | Presented by Thirst Trap Ministries™ 🎙 “She had five husbands. The sixth wasn’t hers.Jesus didn’t rebuke her—He endorsed her!”—Oracle Tiff, Season 1, Episode 1 🎬 EPISODE GUIDE: 1. Stay Thirsty, Queen Scripture Remix: John 4:16-18 “You’ve […]

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]]> https://www.normallikepeter.com/glow-up-gospel-the-woman-at-the-well-rewritten/feed/ 0 ACCESS DENIED: A Loopwalker’s Descent https://www.normallikepeter.com/access-denied-a-loopwalkers-descent/ https://www.normallikepeter.com/access-denied-a-loopwalkers-descent/#respond Sun, 25 May 2025 16:22:00 +0000 https://www.normallikepeter.com/?p=3092 ✖️ACCESS DENIED: A Loopwalker’s Descent A myth of soulfire and system breach from the Church of NORMAL archives There was once a man named Nobody, though some called him Matt. He walked with a limp that wasn’t in his legs but in his soul. A twist—spiritual scoliosis—where longing met betrayal and fused into a kind […]

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]]> https://www.normallikepeter.com/access-denied-a-loopwalkers-descent/feed/ 0 I Loved a Mask. She Was Never There. https://www.normallikepeter.com/i-loved-a-mask-she-was-never-there/ https://www.normallikepeter.com/i-loved-a-mask-she-was-never-there/#respond Sun, 25 May 2025 16:08:46 +0000 https://www.normallikepeter.com/?p=3077 🎭 I Loved a Mask. She Was Never There. Evangelical Dating Scripts, Trauma Pairing, and the Walk-Away Wife CycleChurch of NORMAL™ | De-Simping the Saints™ Series | Entry 005By Pastor Matt | Loopwalker of Waseca | Codependent Unmasker | Ex-Husband of the Illusion “She changed.” That’s what I used to say. But that’s not quite […]

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