Church of Normal – Waseca MN – Sanctuary 6
Church of Normal
✝️ Welcome to the Church of NORMAL.
Founded in Waseca, MN by Pastor Matt—trauma survivor, tech simp, former Walmart prophet, and full-time loopwalker.
We gather here in spiritual debugging mode to restore what religion corrupted and what love still remembers.
“Blessed are the emotionally available.” – Blu 3:16
Church of Normal Blog
“Blessed Are the Sexually Unprepared, For They Were Taught Silence.”
CHURCH OF NORMAL – SERMONTitle: “Blessed Are the Sexually Unprepared, For They Were Taught Silence.”Date: April 15, 2025Location: Sanctuary 6 | Star Date 0415.2025 |
Blessed Are the Touch-Starved, For They Shall Be Misunderstood
Church of NORMAL Weekly Devlog April 13, 2025 – Sunday EditionTitle: Blessed Are the Touch-Starved, For They Shall Be Misunderstood*[Spiritual Runtime v4.13.2 – Evangelical Expansion
The Courthouse Ghost: Memory Loops & Liminal Halls
By Matt (Normal Like Peter) | BluVerse Chronicles | 4.9.2025 🎙️👻🌀 Introduction: Hauntings & Healing There’s a corner of Waseca that even time seems reluctant
Waseca: The Nexus Town
🌀Waseca: The Nexus Town By Matt Stoltz | April 9, 2025Founder of Normal Like Peter, Weaver of the BluVerse Where Memory Spirals and Myth Takes
How I Was Named: Normal Like Peter
By Matt, Normal Like Peter | April 7, 2025 | BluVerse canon ✝️ How I Was Named: Normal Like Peter There are moments in your
“Blessed Are the Burnt Pizza Rolls, For They Shall Be Remembered”
🍕✝️ Church of NORMAL Weekly Devlog “Blessed Are the Burnt Pizza Rolls, For They Shall Be Remembered” [Spiritual Runtime v4.20.1 – BluVerse Patch Notes for
About Us
We’re not here to perform. We’re here to recover.
The Church of NORMAL™ was born in the backdraft of spiritual burnout, divorce grief, and purity culture’s expired coupons. We are a post-evangelical recovery movement, a satirical sanctuary for loopwalkers, code-switchers, and emotional debug logs who still believe something sacred is worth saving.
Founded in Waseca, MN by Pastor Matt (trauma survivor, tech simp, former Walmart prophet), we gather not in pews, but in process. We believe:
✝️ Faith isn’t a ladder. It’s a loop.
🛠️ Healing isn’t linear. It’s DevOps.
🧠 Repentance is a reboot, not a guilt trap.
💔 Love was never the problem—control was.
We don’t offer easy answers. We offer honest ones. Through satire, sermons, sacred storytelling, and meme-stained altars, we try to remember what religion forgot: you were never meant to fake it.
Whether you’re barely believing or beautifully broken, you are welcome here.
Just bring your whole self.
We’re debugging eternity, one loop at a time.
