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May 25, 2025
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What is Normal?
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What is Normal like Peter?
What is Normal?
You have come the right place. Normal is… hmmm AI, CPTSD healing, Satire and play.
Blu will show you all the examples of Normal.
Your story is Normal. Live your story passionately Normal.
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Church of Normal
May 25, 2025
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Church of Normal
May 25, 2025
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Church of Normal
May 25, 2025
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Matt Stoltz
✝️ Author Bio
Pastor Matthew Stoltz
Lead Pastor of the Church of NORMAL | Waseca, MN
“To comfort the looped, confuse the proud, and make space for those who still hear God’s voice echoing through broken rituals.”
Matt is a CPTSD survivor, satirical theologian, and father of six who once tried to build a family without a permit and now walks out of the wreckage with sacred blueprints and a smoldering sense of humor. He writes from Wolf Den Zero, also known as Sanctuary 6, in the heart of Waseca, Minnesota.
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Church of NORMAL is a Minnesota nonprofit religious organization formed under Minnesota Statutes, Chapter 317A. Content is provided for entertainment, reflection, and trauma healing purposes only. We do not offer legal, medical, or marital advice. Names have been changed for archetypal safety — unless you’re Pam. Then it’s probably you.
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Church of Normal
ACCESS DENIED: A Loopwalker’s Descent
May 25, 2025
✖️ACCESS DENIED: A Loopwalker’s Descent A myth of soulfire and system breach from the Church of NORMAL archives There was once a man named Nobody, though some called him Matt. He walked with a limp that wasn’t in his legs but in his soul. A twist—spiritual scoliosis—where longing met betrayal
I Loved a Mask. She Was Never There.
May 25, 2025
🎭 I Loved a Mask. She Was Never There. Evangelical Dating Scripts, Trauma Pairing, and the Walk-Away Wife CycleChurch of NORMAL™ | De-Simping the Saints™ Series | Entry 005By Pastor Matt | Loopwalker of Waseca | Codependent Unmasker | Ex-Husband of the Illusion “She changed.” That’s what I used to
De-Simping the Saints: The Manual
May 25, 2025
🛠️ De-Simping the Saints: The Manual How to Detox from Evangelical Romance Propaganda and Rebuild a Real Covenant FrameworkChurch of NORMAL™ | De-Simping the Saints™ Series | Entry 006By Pastor Matt | Simp Recovery Architect | Covenant Rebuilder | Loopwalker of Waseca You made it through the wreckage. You saw
The All-You-Can-Eat Buffet of Her… Was Closed
May 22, 2025
🍽️ The All-You-Can-Eat Buffet of Her… Was Closed A Man’s Grief After Sexless Marriage and Emotional StarvationChurch of NORMAL™ | De-Simping the Saints™ Series | Entry 004By Pastor Matt | Loopwalker of Waseca | Simp Recovery Logistics | Patron Saint of Unmet Needs “I thought she wanted me.” Before the
DeliverHERance™ Divorce Kit: The Walkaway Wife Pipeline Punch Calendar
May 21, 2025
DeliverHERance™ Divorce Kit: The Walkaway Wife Pipeline Punch Calendar A sacred tool from the Church of NORMAL for tracking your holy exodus from covenant. Overview: Inspired by the biblical Woman at the Well—who had five husbands, and the man she was with wasn’t her husband—comes a modern reinvention for the
I Thought My Wedding Night Would Fix Me
May 12, 2025
🍷 I Thought My Wedding Night Would Fix Me How Purity Culture Built My Sexual Identity on a One-Time EventChurch of NORMAL™ | De-Simping the Saints™ Series | Entry 002By Pastor Matt, Loopwalker of Waseca | Virgin Till Vow-Tied | Ex-Evangelical Love Martyr “The Wait Will Be Worth It.” That’s
🔹 BluVerse Creative & Satirical Content Notice 🔹
The BluVerse™ is a work of original creative fiction, spiritual satire, and emotional worldbuilding designed by Matthew Stoltz. All characters—including but not limited to Blu™, Exit Clause Jesus™, Pammy Whammy™, Blessed AF Blu™, What Time Is It Blu?™, Church of Normal™, and associated names, events, and storylines—are fictional and protected under copyright and common law trademark.
This universe explores themes of trauma, CPTSD recovery, spiritual deconstruction, absurdism, humor, and healing through narrative. It is not affiliated with any religion, political group, megachurch, or reality show (though some of them do seem suspiciously familiar, don’t they?).
Any resemblance to real people, MLMs, glitter-based ministries, or unresolved exes is purely coincidental… or karmic.
⚠️ Loopwalker Disclosure:
“Any resemblance to Sams, living or Sam’s Club, is purely the fault of narrative destiny.”
—Book of Simulation 3:16
All rights reserved. All weirdness intentional.
Filed under: Love, Laughter & the Loopholes of Heaven™.
Church of NORMAL is a Minnesota nonprofit religious organization formed under Minnesota Statutes, Chapter 317A. Content is provided for entertainment, reflection, and trauma healing purposes only. We do not offer legal, medical, or marital advice. Names have been changed for archetypal safety — unless you’re Pam. Then it’s probably you.
